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[Albert Wesker @AWeskerOfficial]

I’m aware of the juvenile rumors circulating regarding a certain photograph found in my desk.
Let me clarify something for the intellectually deficient: possession does not imply obsession.

Rebecca Chambers was a subordinate. A talented one, admittedly. I make it a habit to keep records of assets with potential. Nothing more.

If your limited imagination requires reducing strategic foresight to… whatever vulgar fantasy you’ve concocted, that speaks far more about you than it does about me.

Do try to elevate yourselves.

[bubble boi @bubbleboi]

Here is a breakdown of what these sentences mean for those not in the know.

Sentence 1 Analysis:
> "Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭"

*Clavicular: Nickname for streamer Braden Peters, is a reference to "clavicle lengthening/widening" (a niche obsession in body dysmorphia communities regarding shoulder width).

*Jestergooning: A portmanteau of two terms:
* Jestermaxxing: Acting like a clown or fool to get attention or cope with social rejection.
* Gooning: Originally referred to a trance-like state induced by porn addiction, but in this context, it generally means staring blankly or engaging in obsessive, low-IQ behavior.

*Foids: A derogatory "incel" (involuntary celibate) term for women, short for "Femoids" (Female Humanoids).

*Spiked his Cortisol levels: "Cortisol" is the stress hormone. This means the women made him extremely stressed, anxious, or panicked.

Translation: "This guy (Clavicular) was in the middle of acting like an idiot/zoning out when a group of women arrived and made him panic."

Sentence 2 Analysis
> "Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?"

*Munting: While originally a grotesque term from shock sites, in "looksmaxxing" slang, it is sometimes used (often ironically) to describe an extreme or ugly form of "Mewing" (tongue posture exercises to improve jawline). It implies focusing intensely on one's face/aesthetics.

*Mogging: Derives from "AMOG" (Alpha Male Of the Group). It means physically dominating someone else or looking much better than them.

*Moids: A derogatory term for men (Male Humanoid), often used as a counterpart to "Foid."

*SMV: Acronym for Sexual Market Value. A pseudo-sociological metric used in these communities to rank how "valuable" a person is to the opposite sex.

*Chadfishing: A combination of "Chad" (the archetypal attractive male) and "Catfishing." It means creating a fake dating profile using photos of a male model to see how women react or to waste their time.

Translation: "Is it better to ignore women and focus on making other men look inferior (through looks or status), or is it better to go to a club and try to trick people into thinking you have high sexual value?"

Summary:
The text asks a philosophical question within this specific internet subculture: Is self-improvement and dominance over other men (homosocial competition) more fulfilling than seeking validation from women through deception?

[esquimaux j williams @sexballs1]

@DCinvestor Jeffery Epstein faking his death and being greeted with “search 7 chests in risky reels” immediately upon arrival in tel aviv

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

No amount of hatred for Puerto Rican musicians should make you pretend this is good

[Gunnery Sergeant Kabar @GnySgtKabar]

Ah yes Halo multiplayer. A series notable for not having vibrant colors in multiplayer

[bee 🌱 @ supernova ⭐️ @ghoulrunnings]

this is what analog horror artists have been trying to capture for years

[ren-amamiya @CeoOfMarie_]

Yall aint gonna believe what they're talking about

[June ꩜ @hyxkkimxru]

This is the equivalent of this but for gaming

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

as the prophecy foretold

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

He knew

[Balance @BalanceBF]

"you don't play the objective". Sorry i'm trying but i physically can't ☹️

[Meta-demon @MetaDemonReal]

no wonder why bungie fired you

[ʜᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴛɪᴅᴇ @Hollowtide]

yea idk

[Joey Sangwich @JoeySangwich_]

@DHSgov My 12 year old self never could have imagined my favorite video game franchise of all time, would be posted by Homeland Security in the form of meme propaganda slop bullshit. Eat shit