Jessica 🌻

Pathological people pleaser.

[Jessica 🌻 @JessSwiftieEra]

Someone... anyone... help a mom out 😮‍💨

PayPal/Venmo: JessicaHarris107

#dancemom #girlmom #competitivedancer

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Me: apparently there is a new restaurant where robots bring you your food.

Felicity: what?! What's it called!

Me: uh... Kujira

Felicity: UGH

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Will sell feet pics for help with my daughter's dance tuition.

Kidding.... kind of

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"Honestly, what a better artist for a lyrical routine than the lyricist herself." Andrew talking about Taylor Swift.

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I wish @NoahKahan knew how many times I have sung 🎶 fuck the police type shit, fuck the authority 🎶

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I don't know what's happening, but I feel like I'm dying. Remember me well.

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Tell me what kind of world we live in where I can not have Tostitos jalapeño chips, but they leave freaking lime chips on the shelf.... I am sick, and all I want are the jalapeño chips. @Tostitos, you're making some bad decisions.

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My husband ordered me the orange cardigan, but messed up with the address so our order was canceled. 😔

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Unpopular opinion in the Harris family... HOWEVER *I* think there should be some amount of gun reform. More secure purchase processes, yearly registration.... something.

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She says... maybe I was holding on to what I thought you were. And I felt that.

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This song says "no closure, just getting older" and I feel that.

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"Mom... why does elsa say that ahwo ah ah? Like that thing? I can't say it."

Everly is funny as heck today.

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"Mom... why do you get the real chocolate that you squeeze and put it in the white chocolate?"

Everly talking about chocolate milk.

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"Mom... that girl who's singing, is literally Elsa." -Everly

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They knew the whole time, that I was on to something. The family, the pure greed, the Christian chorus line, they all said nothing.

In my Cassandra era.

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Everly is a little drunk.

Pointing to me and Andrew: "Wait... you guys have moms, and we have a mom and a dad"

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Everly: mommy, do they have ranch or chickfila sauce here?

Me: I think so.

Everly: WELL I DON'T LIKE RANCH OR CHICKFILA SAUCE

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Everly: "guys, I like ranch now."
Andrew: "you just decided that in the car?"
Everly: "well, I just like ranch."

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Everly just woke up and walked in my room.
*pouty*
Everly: "Mommy it isn't Christmas."
Me: "No, not today."
Everly: "When is it Christmas?"
Me: "December."
Everly: "oh..."
Then walked out and shut the door.

[Jessica 🌻 @JessSwiftieEra]

On today's episode of Teresa doesn't hear anything...

Me: oh shoot, Chris Brown was arrested.
My mom: yeah.... well, call me later