jess

find me on the colored atmosphere app under the same handle 🫡

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

u either die a Mulder, or live long enough to see urself become a Scully

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

as much as i hate giving up an account i’ve had for 13 years, idk if i can be on here anymore considering [gestures broadly]. requested my archive and after that i may delete the app or just delete my whole account…….

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

@negapannsie some kinds of train cars are open at the top?? idk if this helps

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

down bad being my top song of the year is WILD

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

@mslindsayy it’s dark and rainy in columbus right now, which perfectly matches the vibe and makes me want to crawl in a hole in the ground

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

@mslindsayy i had to mute my tv anytime i watched something with commercials because the other guys political ads were so infuriating

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

update 14 hours later: :(

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

my polling place had me in and out so fast that the excited moment of “holy shit i voted for a woman” didn’t hit me until the parking lot :’) desperately hoping we don’t have a repeat of the same moment from 2016

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

@mslindsayy if we love to do anything in Ohio it’s to take every artistic opportunity presented by those four little letters

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

:) #VoteKamala

[Taylor Swift Updates 💎 @swifferupdates]

🏟| Surprise Song #1 is The Prophecy x This Love #IndyTSTheErasTour

[Taylor Swift Updates 💎 @swifferupdates]

🏟| Surprise Song #1 is The Prophecy x This Love #IndyTSTheErasTour

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

“most people during downtime will just sit back and take it easy but we’re gonna sit forward and take it hard” the two best friends play silent hill 2 let’s play should’ve been nominated for an emmy in 2015

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

can any of my moots pls drop their blue skie links in reply so i can follow you ;_;

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

@gremren_ yeah i would think the $ meant USD $ at first glance. maybe add "AUD" to the end of it if you don't want to completely reword it?

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

@mslindsayy ……..the way i thought it was an accident at first and it did NOT occur to me it could be suicide. oh my fucking god

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

@mslindsayy what the fuck

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

what is friendship if not someone to come over and sort through your hinge matches for you @neurotic_chaos

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

five weeks later: “Alexa, play The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived by Taylor Swift”

[jess @JessTheCoconut]

broke up with my first situationship today and i feel like i unlocked an achievement lmao

[dj meep @cockjuring]

john mulaney @ dreamforce set

oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point