Jess

I'm gonna kill it tomorrow

[Jess @JessTons]

April Fools happening on a day I work. Be afraid passengers, be very afraid.
Air conditioning malfunctioned, welcome to hell.
We’ve run out of ginger ale.
The engine just fell off.
That’s the men’s restroom, sorry ma’am.
#goodluck

[Jess @JessTons]

I even put a bra on. #impressed

[Jess @JessTons]

Woke up late for work at 6am and went from pajamas to uniform out the door by 6:01am. Literally Superman ain’t got nothin on me this morning.

[Jess @JessTons]

“That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history.”
-Aldous Huxley

[Jess @JessTons]

David Letterman is back and I’m loving “My Next Guest”

[Leslie Knope @ReaILeslieKnope]

There are two types of diabetes, but only one type of caring: Type 1 caring.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Activists arm in arm with Hollywood. #TruthHasAVoice

https://t.co/D3JUjC1Ukp

[Jess @JessTons]

@karlagat_ Damn lol

[Jess @JessTons]

We didn’t miss it. This is it.

[Wes Anderson Quotes @QuotingWes]

'It's probably the last adventure I've got in me. I was hopin' to go out in a flash of blazes, but I'll probably just end up goin' home.' #TheLifeAquatic

[Netflix @netflix]

To the 53 people who've watched A Christmas Prince every day for the past 18 days: Who hurt you?

[Greenpeace International @Greenpeace]

Meet the women on the frontline of Indonesia’s forest fires https://t.co/1SfTIkhH72

[Nat Geo Travel @NatGeoTravel]

Like a frozen fantasy, the skaters glide through the untouched wilderness of Alaska’s most stunning landscapes https://t.co/wtkUKV7hIC

[Jess @JessTons]

Following @MoonPie was the best decision I’ve made in awhile.

[Jess @JessTons]

Diane Keaton is the level of person I aspire to be.

[Jess @JessTons]

@heathafeatha012 @Apple I haven't updated my phone. I feel so ashamed. I have to delete my twitter now. Brb.

[Jess @JessTons]

@karlagat_ When did I say this? Was I phone ranting? #cooooolyotitz

[Jess @JessTons]

Greenland is on fire, 125 sq km of it and only 50 sq km from the ice fields. Can we all agree that #climatechange is real now?

[Jess @JessTons]

Buy me Fleetwood Mac tickets so I can go and you can come as well. You know it'd be cool if yah did.