Simply Jess

Life's a beach and I'm just playing in the sand.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Quinn Ewers and Texas apparently didn’t see what happened to Globo Gym at the end of Dodgeball

[gigi 𐙚⋆.˚ @wisepersea]

ILONA YOU ARE THE WINNER OF MY HEART #DWTS

[Simply Jess @JessTweetBoutIt]

Don't try to out petty the petty. It does not look good on you and you will never win. Trying to fish for pity is disgusting. #digusted #justsad #pitiful

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 1 Mar 2011 (via @twi_age).

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Bachelorette in Disney Tomorrow!!!!! To say I am excited is an understatement.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

BIG MOOD

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@gianniandkyle Love it sooo great!!!!!!!

[Kyle Broughton @KyleBroughton4]

RT if DirecTv needs to refund everyone a pro-rated week when the NFL Sunday Ticket app/website doesn’t work

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Follow up still down an hour later. Have missed opposing touchdown with extra point, and 2 field goals. Thank NFL Sunday Ticket for absolutely nothing! DirectTV get this poopy together!

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@NFL do better. I buy NFL Sunday Ticket for one game a week and this is not reliable whatsoever. Called DirectTV to help and they said we don't have a NFL Sunday Ticket. SO STUPID!

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So I am in need of some wedding help. What is the best gift you have gotten from being in someone's wedding? I want to make sure my bridal party has something they will enjoy and be able to use more than once. Any help is appreciated!

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@channdleralexis He looks so proud!

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@channdleralexis Next year in Houston! Cowboys for days.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 1 Mar 2011 (via @twi_age).

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[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

"Why aren't millennials buying houses?"

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I don't know who makes more noise when they sleep @tedboymebob or Fraiser!!!!

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You know you are a dog dad when you have personalized sleep playlist for you little guy!!! @tedboymebob

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@LizzylikeDrizzy Puzzles are 40% off at hobby lobby