Jessica Whitehead

Be kind. Have integrity.
but what do I know, I'm just a chicken

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

Has an unforgettable night laughing at @iliza in Edmonton- immediately goes home after and puts on #unveiled,
Thank you for all the laughs you continually provide

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

Homemade chili, fuzzy socks, and cozy blankets make for a quite comfortable evening. #comfythingsinlife

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

On Tuesdays, I try to go for a walk and enjoy nature. Today, I walked through make up the aisles, and bought myself flowers. It's the same, right? #selfcare

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

Cozy socks, cozy blankets, cozy cuddles and movie night to end this no bones day. #keeplifesimple

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

The stupidity of the humanity woke up early today

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

*The day we go our kittens*
Boyfriend: Marvin’s face is wider then Gus’s face.
*6 months after we got our kittens*
Me: babe , did you know Marvin’s face is wider than Gus’s face.

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

I've realized that it's not the lack of needing literally everything else in the grocery department that makes me suck it up and go grocery shopping, but the moment I no longer have snacks in my cupboards. #adultchild #wholetmeparent

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

That moment mid laundry of the child's clothes and you think to you yourself "ah. Now I understand why my parents made me do my own laundry at eight years old".#halfofthisisclean

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

Those days that you change from all-day pajamas to fresh nighttime pajamas post shower #energydetoxineffect

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

I live for those nights that I can sit and watch the child as she sleeps because some days I just don't get enough time with them...despite talking about running away early . 😂♥️ #motherhood #stepparenting #bonusmom

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

Fact: getting up earlier in the morning does not mean you will go to bed any earlier in the evening. 😴😴

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

I'm a twenty eight year old(young) woman and I have ZERO concept of how long two minutes is. If my toothbrush dies, I have to set a timer otherwise I'd be there for either 30 seconds, or up to 5 minutes... #adulthood #lackinglifeskills #wearesurviving

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

When you realize that not a single clock in the house is neither the same time, nor the correct time.

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

In bed by 10, watching Rupaul’s drag race and eating corn dogs because my procrastination is future me’s problem.

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

I may or may not have been in the same clothes for over 48 hours, slept for roughly 24 of those hours, BUT at least the child was fed and we didn't get a late slip, so that's winning. #motherhood #bonusmom #mamaofanangel

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

@Joey450 ... It's Sofia some mornings 😂

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Rise and shine.

7-year-old: I can't do both.

She's all out of shine.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Wait 'til you see Chapter 2 of Kate and Sarah’s wedding story.

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

Going to bed with the unfolded laundry taking up half of the bed... 🤷🏻‍♀️ Still feels like a win to me

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

Those days where you crawl into bed wearing whatever it is your wearing at that moment because the thought of changing makes you want to cry? .... Yeah, me too.

[Jessica Whitehead @JessWhite75]

The feeling when your cat falls asleep in your lap -- I. Can't. Even. #happiness