j-dub 🌿

livin' like larry • soon to be jess cavanagh

[j-dub 🌿 @JessWillllliams]

me, sitting at my desk not working, when a customer comes and interrupts me pretending to work

[j-dub 🌿 @JessWillllliams]

#BodiesBodiesBodies owes me all my money back lmfao

[j-dub 🌿 @JessWillllliams]

Being an adult is looking at your partner and pointing at a @uhaul and saying "yeah that's a 27 footer"

[j-dub 🌿 @JessWillllliams]

Ocean nat geos are so much cooler than on-land episodes

[j-dub 🌿 @JessWillllliams]

So cute 🥺🥺

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

this is the only way to propose to me

[j-dub 🌿 @JessWillllliams]

Add me on Tiny Tower by tapping this link! https://t.co/yFbL4vXqqK #tinytower

[Zack @Asmongold]

Which one is more believable?

[j-dub 🌿 @JessWillllliams]

finally broke back into my account just for the #AmberTurd trial commentary lmaooo

[EJ Chong @ejknoodles]

me, 17: how can people become so bitter and jaded :(

me, 24: ah

[wisalallen ✨ @wisalallen]

why play a new game when you can just start a 4th farm in Stardew Valley

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

Republicans: “This impeachment is being rushed”

Republicans the week RBG died:

[Stephen Punwasi 🏚️📉🐈☃️ @StephenPunwasi]

Elon Musk is now worth $208 billion.

You want to know how he did it? He skipped 34.67 billion lattes. It's that easy.

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Move, Mitch, get out the way.

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

“Mitch better have my money.” - America

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

This is literally capitalism you idiot

[Brendan Keefe - ANF & InvestigateTV @BrendanKeefe]

#BREAKING Georgia presidential election audit is COMPLETE and the result is confirmed:
Joe Biden will be certified Friday by the Georgia Secretary of State as the winner of Georgia's 16 electoral votes.
https://t.co/33hDNlDENe

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Tina Bobina Ho. @Queenofallerass]

TEXAS RIGHT NOW

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I try not to curse in public, but... 🤷🏽‍♀️