Jess

techy telly worker▪ creative ▪ photographer ▪ history nut ▪ thinker ▪ writer ▪ laugher ▪

[Jess @Jess_FR]

Fugitives on #Hunted be like...

[f @joeldrostar]

the fact that the puppies felt safe with him and decided to fall asleep on him bro i'm crying i can't handle this

[𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓷 🌙🇵🇸 @RiseRhiannon]

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[Jess @Jess_FR]

I cannot even with this fool. JFC.

[Jess @Jess_FR]

@RoyalMailHelp I've had email of a second failed delivery attempt. Two issues here: 1) after 1st attempt I requested it to be delivered to my local Post Office so I could pick it up, & 2) I've been in today & no one's been. Unable to select different redelivery options. What now?

[Jess @Jess_FR]

@tu_clothing Ah okay, I will do. Thank you!

[Jess @Jess_FR]

@tu_clothing Not disappointed about that at all, Suzanne - as I said in my first tweet, I'm looking for the co-ord shirt, not the white top

[Jess @Jess_FR]

I also cannot use the "Update delivery options" as apparently I've already done it. Oh yeah that's right, to rearrange for today when I knew I was home all day!

[Jess @Jess_FR]

Hi @RoyalMailHelp, how do I actually talk to a human? I've been waiting in all day for a rescheduled delivery after a previous "attempted", and no one came. Just checked tracking: get this. The item says it doesn't require a signature so why is this turning into such a farce?

[Jess @Jess_FR]

@SkyHelpTeam Maybe read my tweet again? I've got your number memorised, I've called it so often over the past 10 days.

[Jess @Jess_FR]

@SkyHelpTeam Have been without broadband/wifi/any internet and Sky Stream TV since 18th Dec. Apparently issue marked as "Resolved" by Openreach. Your operatives unable to reschedule a new engineer appoinment made on a date I stated I could not do. Any chance of actual help here??

[Jess @Jess_FR]

*Pretends to be shocked, sitting here in my FirstPort-managed leasehold flat* 😯😯🙄 #theleaseholdtrap

[Jess @Jess_FR]

#USElection2024
Rest of the World: WTF
America:

[Jess @Jess_FR]

Hometown shout out on #HIGNFY Big up Ashby 😅

[Jess @Jess_FR]

WHY are toes SO vulnerable?? Evolution should have sorted this shit out by now.

[Jess @Jess_FR]

Please look at leasehold flat property mangt fees @Mattallwright, particularly with First Port. Absolute license to print money! I've had my monthly charged increased to £291 PER MONTH for work I never see getting done. Plus annual ground rent. Have asked why but just get ignored

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

I've had Tory Prime Ministers my entire political life, and FINALLY the #ToriesAreOut!

(see ya @Jacob_Rees_Mogg)

[Jess @Jess_FR]

Yes @carolvorders, let's get the drinks going!!

[James Thomas @mcdreeamie]

Carol Vorderman has chosen violence #C4BritainDecides

[Jess @Jess_FR]

Yesterday at the train station cafe we were behind a woman who asked for her coffee "extra wet". She was then opposite us on the train, and for some reason put her coffee on the seat beside her just as it pulled away. It went everywhere: seats, floor, her. Guess it was too wet?

[Jess @Jess_FR]

Can I put a plea out to designers and manufacturers of hooded coats and jackets to make hoods bigger/deeper? We like to have our hair up and dry faces when it's raining. Cheers!

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

“He’s gone where? Oh my god, to Morrisons! To do a f*cking photoshoot sniffing a loaf of f*cking bread! You know they’ll keep moving him until they get a photo of the twat in front of a sign reading ‘moron’?