Jess Haines

An author, a dreamer, a paperback reader. USA Today bestseller. Also wears a mask. Thinks you should, too. The Dread Pirate Roberts had it right all along.

[Jess Haines @Jess_Haines]

Today's the day! Silent Cravings returns! A mute #vampire and a magically neutered #werewolf with a fetish collar. Hijinks. Shenanigans. Pack politics. And a dash of romance to boot. Enjoy! https://t.co/QtBYWcZ3tr #kindle #KindleUnlimited #amreading #amreadingromance

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RT @annabroges: “you’re so chill” thanks i internalized that i can’t express any emotional needs of my own in order for people to be my friend

[Uncanny Magazine @UncannyMagazine]

Please RT! Uncanny Magazine is reopening to short story submissions on Wednesday, August 12th! TOMORROW!!! We will close again at the end of the day (Midnight, Central) on Wednesday, September 9th. Please make sure to read the submission guidelines! https://t.co/EHde7m5BUd

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*c a c k l i n g*

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Happy Saturday, Twitterville. Time to caffeinate and get shit done.

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@OfTheWilds Not sure what part of the country you're in. Guessing maybe a juvenile brown watersnake.

[ChoosyBookworm @choosybookworm]

Silent Cravings: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy With Bite by @Jess_Haines
$3.99 Featured Romance #Kindle #eBook via @choosybookworm
https://t.co/pSS1aK0vGi
PLS RT!

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I feel it.

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@LianaBrooks Success.

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@LianaBrooks Need the foods to make the go-go juice. You got this. I believe in you. Make the foody things happen.

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Making crock pot butter chicken for dinner tonight. I'll be making a side of kachumbar salad (an Indian cucumber and tomato salad) to go with it. Nom.

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@fantasymagazine @flametreetweet If I can wrangle my muse into submission, I may sub something myself. I really should finish the mss I'm working on instead, but I'm still noodling around an idea for the demonic children theme.

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@fantasymagazine @flametreetweet They do! A couple of flash fic pieces in every newsletter. They put out a call for subs at the end. Sub guidelines: https://t.co/rGEMJ7CHYi and this month's call if you're interested:

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My pre-coffee brain does not want to function today. Hope you're all having a good day, Twitterville.

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If anybody wants to sell some turnips this morning, let me know! I am on EST so a little over an hour to sell. #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #turnips #stalkmarket

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Boots has no shame.

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@seananmcguire On episode 10 right now. I'm not ready for it to be over.

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@YasmineGalenorn Gorgeous cover. Looking forward to reading it. ❤️

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Nothing like a bit of late night chocolate chip cookies.

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@_jenissagraham You're welcome, and best of luck to you!