Jessica Hartzog

✨there is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise✨

[Jessica Hartzog @Jess_Hart27]

@jadevictoria9 Omg yes!! Haha I always call her Beverly accidentally.

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Me after watching the Wyatt and Beverly scene. #Ozark

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Oh- and tomorrow putting makeup on for the first time in 5 weeks should be interesting as well.

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Not gonna lie I have completely forgotten how to drive a vehicle.

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I wonder if Meiomi Pinot misses me too.

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Tax collectors office asked if I’m over the age of 65...... shoving a Botox needle in my forehead the day this baby is born.

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I am forever grateful to be blessed with pregnancy during this amazing year we’re having but could someone please drink a glass (bottle) of wine for ya girl. Thx.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.

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Cody in sheer panic at CVS searching for Lysol/Clorox disinfectant spray picks up a spray can of Pledge wooden floor cleaner 🤔and *dead serious* says “this’ll work” and frantically runs to the check out.

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@jadevictoria9 SAME! Top two scariest films. Still horrified of ET.

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Spot. On. 😩

[Brittany Curtin @BrittCurtin]

Painfully accurate 😂

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Question of the day: Why are zoos still a thing?

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@mg_eppes I need answers as well. 🤔

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Could’ve sworn I was watching Yellowstone 🤷🏽‍♀️ but it’s looking more and more like Final Destination: Cowboys and Indians Edition.

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Update: Cody saves the day 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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Lesson learned: keep all transported wine in 👏🏼the 👏🏼front 👏🏼seat or in👏🏼the 👏🏼purse.

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In an attempt to try and save myself from a shit day I purchase a double bottle of red (truly the only thing that can console me) only for it to shatter in the driveway as soon as I get home..... 😩😤😡

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@CPShaw3 Um wut... 😳💔

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@kendaLee6 @Amber_Sims I prefer surprises but I get emails and can’t resist!!

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I just got wayyyy too excited about seeing someone has bought me a toaster off my wedding registry.