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Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
Acerbically Alliterative. Habitual Hugger. Veritable Vampire. Technicidal Technophile. Insurance Innovator. Former Fed. Cal Coed. Gtown Grad. Tweets my own.
California, USA
Joined March 2008
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Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
Apparently 'Vomiting so hard it comes out your nose' is the motivator I needed to spend more hours trying to get my IV antiemetics refilled.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
Infusion Pharmacy continues to irk me - you'd think they'd want to keep a patient that brings them thousands of dollars of work each week.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@TiffanyAndLupus
@CarlyRM
@RedheadedEMT
That's where our lovely
#Spoonie
Family comes in - Can't thank y'all enough for understanding.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@Sealswithwings
@jameson_rich
@bostonheartmom
wowzers - what a bonding experience for the two of you!
Who to follow
Paulo Machado
@pjmachado
Healthcare Entrepreneur | Startup Catalyst | Impact Investor | Advisor | Mentor | Growth Strategist focused on improving health & wellbeing.
Zac Jiwa
@HITManZac
Aspiring to do well by doing good. Man of Faith, Father of 4, Food Explorer. On sabbatical.
fredtrotter
@fredtrotter
I work on #health #data and #cybersecurity, now at CMS! Wrote Hacking Healthcare: https://t.co/kSOx3TYGDi Views my own. RT != endorsement.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@TiffanyAndLupus
@CarlyRM
@RedheadedEMT
I don't think it's malicious. I think him not/refusing to understand is how he copes w/ my illness.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@MandiBPro
@CarlyRM
@MightyCasey
@MelSmithJones
@MsWZ
@jennylaurello
<3 it! I vote R2D2 serve the wine at our next
#UnicornSquad
conclave.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@Sealswithwings
@jameson_rich
@bostonheartmom
"Don't worry Dad, thanks to surgery my cleavage's amazing & no one'll even notice my scars!"
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
Ah, this brings us to the other handicapped parking paradox: Dad won't let me drive because he thinks I'm too sick. https://t.co/I0lSG30ams
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@bostonheartmom
@CarlyRM It's a point of absurdity- I'm in a wheelchair + Dad & Sis are on crutches - but heaven forbid we park handicapped!
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@CarlyRM my mom gets it. Last night I she held my hair while I puked & later channeled your tough mom persona & made me drink a smoothie.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@bostonheartmom
@CarlyRM I just remind myself it's out of love - he/grandma believe that health TMI may hurt my future job/love prospects.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
More family cluelesness: they say not to use my handicapped placard bc 'someone who really needs it' may come. @CarlyRM
@bostonheartmom
jess_jacobs
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Tami Dew Rich, MBA
@bostonheartmom
almost 10 years ago
@jess_jacobs
@jameson_rich
oh wow... dad means well? Truth it's not his experience, it's urs. The ones with
#IMPX
get the say-so. Sorry dad
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@bostonheartmom
@carlyRM I just have to remember it's really just him channeling his mom's opinion on keeping medical issues top secret.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
Ah, healthcare, I'd almost forgotten your absurd disconnects: spending my day connecting DC & CA branches of a national pharmacy chain.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
My rxn: hiding scars at your collar bone requires a turtleneck. In this heat that'd make me pass out & really cause a scene!
@bostonheartmom
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
Had a lecture from dad today on how I should hide my chest surgery scars better. Reminded me of
@jameson_rich
's article
@bostonheartmom
.
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@bostonheartmom
I'm pretty sure an article in the
@nytimes
means
@jameson_rich
is well on his advocacy journey!
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@Raelshark
I can't tell you how much glee that .gif/meme makes me smile. Castle is king of circular reasoning!
Jess Jacobs
@jess_jacobs
almost 10 years ago
@brucedarrow
haha! Next time I'll tell them to just send you the report and save myself 10 hours waiting for Cards sign off ;-P
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