J E S S 🦋

[J E S S 🦋 @Jess_Phillippi]

Someone came up to me in the grocery store and asked me what to look for when pickin out a cucumber, I told him go for the skinny ones I think they have less seeds and he said "ah hell naw I can't do this " and asked me to help him pick one 😂 tf is my life right now

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A bag of romaine lettuce is $8.99 at the market next to my apartment. Yes $8.99 that is not a typeo

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🙏🏼Texas🙏🏼

[eva @evaluvz]

When he calls you by your first name instead of baby https://t.co/qFOT2HywLN

[J E S S 🦋 @Jess_Phillippi]

Why did we think buying a brand new couch when we have a toddler was a good idea? COMPLETELY ruined. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #toddlerlife #momtweet

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I can't be the only one that finds this years Bachelorette contestants more than underwhelming...

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Awesome! I wasn't expecting a response lmao

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Do I have any friends who use twitter? #justme #kthoughtso

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Wait is there not a 143 character limit anymore? 📖👀

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@LAshleyFBGM Gahhhh!!! Where??? 👏🏼

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Every cup of coffee turns into ice coffee #momlife

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I forgot that I had a twitter

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My momma don't like you and she likes everyone

[J E S S 🦋 @Jess_Phillippi]

@MelissaDeMarco2 @AlannaWoolridge I just saw this. I'm in!! Never been before 😍 miss you guys

[J E S S 🦋 @Jess_Phillippi]

@dhelm87 just saw this miss you😘

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Is it weird that I kind of want to get the two pointed vampire teeth veneers lol 💀💉

[J E S S 🦋 @Jess_Phillippi]

Chilly mornings and warm coffee 😊☕️