Jess

Teacher. Wife. Crocheter. Complainer.

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@Tesco please less ‘reminders, have you missed, don’t forget, are you sure, something needs attention, missed deals’ windows before the final payment please. My adhd brain loses interest and decides to starve instead.

[Jess @Jess_carter]

Ladybird invasion Mersea Island Essex #ladybirds #mersea

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@GSGB01 Wtf has the resurrection got to do with eggs?

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@SClub7 on the one show! Blast from the past indeed. Let’s not forget this though before we all go getting too excited

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@ColchesterZoo soft play times are terrible. 45 mins is not long enough, we didn’t get scanned in for our 11:15 session until 25 past and then have to start putting shoes on at 5 to! Why not an hour long? Better yet, go back to no slots.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.

All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.

Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

[Jess @Jess_carter]

#StrictlyComeDancing can surely afford better vocalists. Painful.

[Jess @Jess_carter]

Theory: #icameby is the sequel to #paddington2 . Mr Brown starts a relationship with Paddington/Ravi, setting off a deadly chain of events that no one could have predicted @hughbon

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@kindredmagazine Hi I purchased your magazine online on the 28th July but still haven’t received it. I also haven’t received an email at all but did get a receipt from PayPal, hoping you can help

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@BBCBreakfast yes thank you! What about those teachers who have been in the profession for a long time? How about trying to retain the talent?We have enough enthusiastic newly qualified but lacking the experience due to poor working conditions and pay @SimonClarkeMP

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@DunelmUK I returned an online order in store today and was told I would receive an email to say it had been returned but I haven’t. I returned something Friday and DID receive an email and text so I know the details are correct

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@AXS_UK I’ve been trying to log in for 2 days on my mobile and it’s just not loading, is there a problem or is it me?

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@jenatkinson5 @fesshole I thought this was just my family 😅

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@rhbBSE @ffyrestarr @fesshole I can confirm this was possible at West Midlands Safari park 😅😅

[Jess @Jess_carter]

#JeremyVine the obesity crisis has less to do with BOGOF deals on unhealthy food and more to do with the nation’s poor mental health. The cost of living crisis, on top of the last 2 years, is only going to exacerbate this

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@ODEONCinemas do you not do baby friendly showings anymore? I’d like to watch Downton Abbey at Colchester with my newborn

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@CurzonCchester do you have a baby friendly screening of Downton Abbey any time soon? X

[Jess @Jess_carter]

@artheart71 @McDonaldsUK It’s become a family joke!

[Jess @Jess_carter]

Has anyone ever ordered a @McDonaldsUK drivethru and received the serviettes? Literally don’t think I’ve ever got them. I asked for them specifically this time and then at the final window I asked and was assured they were in the bag. They were not 😂