Jess𓋼𓍊𓋼☮︎♡⃤

Sorry, I only speak wubs🫠| World traveler𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊| Positive vibes☮︎♡⃤| Acts like summer🦋⃤& walks like rain🌈⃤|KCMO𓃦|

[Jess𓋼𓍊𓋼☮︎♡⃤ @Jess_tastic11]

Got myself a special treat 🫶

I reached out to a talented creator & commissioned a custom-made rainbow rave harness. It's the perfect way to express my personality & shine bright!

Thank you @2fish1ocean
I absolutely love it 😍

[Jess𓋼𓍊𓋼☮︎♡⃤ @Jess_tastic11]

@grantmeaglizzy Cheaper to rent a car and make the 9 hour drive 🙈

[☾ @too0ldcat]

Laying in bed trying to take a nap and I hear “she bite on my bagel and I said bitch that’s not how you eat ass” coming from the kitchen

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i arrive to your pool party, wearing goggles i brought from home, ready to enter the pool - i bring no treat to share, no verbal greeting. this is about access to a pool for me

[Nikki🐸 @nikkineups]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the older i get the less tolerance I have for people with poor character

[Jess𓋼𓍊𓋼☮︎♡⃤ @Jess_tastic11]

@kaylaaasaurus Take one of the bills into a dark room, shine your phone's flashlight through the clear window, and aim it at a wall!

Adjust the distance until the hidden image comes into focus 🙈👀🙌

[Jess𓋼𓍊𓋼☮︎♡⃤ @Jess_tastic11]

@bigtitslizard 😻

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

My dream relationship is one where I can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[ً @artfuIchaos]

travelling together is pretty high on my list of love languages. different level of intimacy.

[Stickii.IRL 🏳️‍⚧️ @TheLegitStick]

sending soapy titty pics via carrier pigeon cus my phone died #stayfreaky

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

please don't argue with me, i never run out of horrible shit to say

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Jess𓋼𓍊𓋼☮︎♡⃤ @Jess_tastic11]

LeStat Moonstone ✨️

[x__x @bpdsins]

the right man will love that u r a weird woman

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Please be picky, everything you want exists.

[fenlon @fen_lon]

the human body was designed for two things: getting drunk by a body of water and Smoking weed

[ً @artfuIchaos]

tolerating always turns into resentment. at first, you call it patience, then love. but what it really is, is self abandonment. every time you swallow a boundary, excuse a pattern or silence your discomfort, something inside you keeps score. eventually, the bill comes due.

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.