Jess 余洁

Writer ✍🏾 | Fanfic & original stories 🎭 | English tutor | Environmental Hygiene Specialist.

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

Racism is now referred to as “inconvenience”. 👀

[Makro South Africa @Makro_SA]

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[Rampard 🇿🇦 @RamaphiriMpho]

#BOYCOTTMAKRO

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[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

Seamless banking my ass! Literally nobody using the black card was able to access their funds today and you're not even responding to any enquiries!

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[Lucky Mbatha ™ @luckymbatha_za]

@Postbank_ZA why didn't my child grant reflect today? SASSA just confirmed payment was made but card declined. All your numbers on your website are not working I need answers!!!!

[South African Government @GovernmentZA]

Managing Migration Together 🇿🇦

#CapableState #GovZAUpdates

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

@OfficialSASSA How are we to know who is under review because it seems EVERYONE isn't able to access their money at all?

[SpongeBob's Wife🥹🥹 @ToxicSideChick_]

Judge a man by the urgency he moves with when it comes to you.

[H.🚩 @1zzva]

How the fuck do you move on from the person you imagined spending the rest of your life with?

[Zweli Mbhele @TheZweli]

I hate it when South African birds travel because they say things like this and then we all seem dumb 😔💔

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[Mandy_M @mandymatsinhe]

I’ve been in Thailand for 3 days and let me tell you there’s not a single foreigner in hospitality or restaurants. Even in the international franchises it’s locals only.

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

Good girl?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT?

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

Everyone can be forgiven, just not by us...

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

Watching Maternal instinct and I'm disappointed in Taylor and her mistakes, she could have pulled this off without killing anyone......

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

@landpalestine Grannies in Limpopo could do a way better job

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

@holyash21 What happened?

[SewelaNkoana @sewelankoana]

@VillageGuluva I once tried this with a big dick yoh my heart shifted from left to right,my kidney was on top of my liver.

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

If it's big you're definitely not staying in that position

[Village Guluva @VillageGuluva]

Which one is this one? 👀🤔

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

@yolanda_sino 😂😂😂

[Jess 余洁 @Jess_thepsycho]

@swizxle_za He is, this was supposed to be a joke... I guess I need to work on the wording or something 😂😂😂