JessaScreams

Resident chaotic neutral goblin ✌🏻she/her

[JessaScreams @JessaScreams]

A Baltimore transit police nearly side swiped us drifting lanes because they were on their laptop 🙄 we had to stomp on our brakes to keep from being hit. Baltimore traffic can always be tricky but This feels extra annoying

[Stephen Bryce(bsky@stephenbryce/🧵@stephenhdbryce) @stephenhdbryce]

I am utterly convinced that God will have all kinds of grace if we got the theology wrong. I’m not entirely sure about how God will take it if we got the loving other people, seeking justice, and choosing mercy part of life wrong.

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

2 sause long

[JessaScreams @JessaScreams]

@pinkypenguin13 Nira likes you too 😂

[JessaScreams @JessaScreams]

Very important tweet

[Corvids Daily @DailyCorvids]

OH LAWD HE'S 𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗡𝗞𝗬

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

If I say “im hungry” we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person

[JMR @maison_jmr]

Saw this painting in the Musée d‘Orsay today and it was life changing

[JessaScreams @JessaScreams]

@foryou_designer @DeeSTEM_Teach @CallMeMoprah *add to cart* yesss!

[SheriffSalazar @sheriffsalazar]

I have officially opened a criminal investigation against the individual(s) who lured and transported 48 migrants from the Migrant Resource Center in San Antonio, TX to Martha's Vineyard. If you or someone you know has been impacted, please email [email protected]

[JessaScreams @JessaScreams]

In the new Mario party Bowser really said “eat the rich and redistribute the wealth” and I am here 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 it

[Kat Lewis @katjolewis]

Earlier this year, I took a job as a narrative designer at a video game company. Here are three things I learned while writing video games that made me a better novelist 🧵 (1/14)

[FBI Washington Field @FBIWFO]

#FBIWFO released a new photo of this man who allegedly assaulted law enforcement personnel during riots at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021. If you recognize him, call 1-800-225-5324 or visit https://t.co/t8G7LO4hxu to submit a tip. Refer to photo 279 in your tip.

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

you know it’s gonna be a good sitcom when this mf shows up

[JessaScreams @JessaScreams]

I will forever be embarrassed by the fact that I screamed at the damn preying mantis