Jessa

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Those of us in red states watching people celebrate in California and New York

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@_ASAPBobby

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Me taking the rest of the night off for self care after putting my name and date at the top of an assignment

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@e_nadroj I’ve heard that referred to as the Cain instinct 😅

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Scheduling is 🔑 . Im planning my whole day around a cry I’ve got scheduled for 3:00pm

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@LisaSchultis1 I’m coming for ya 👩‍⚖️ 😉

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“I can’t wait to graduate. I’m gonna sue my parents for being born.” - overheard at law school

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This picture is a renaissance painting. The poses, the emotion.... da Vinci could never

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@e_nadroj ...so you’re saying you wouldn’t want this as a wedding gift

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Growing up in Nebraska be like

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For me growing up has meant being honest with myself about who I really am, and who I really am is someone who needs a caffeinated drink before I go out with a group of middle aged women

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One more year

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American foreign policy is red trust me I majored in poli sci

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@djpaulyzzz Ur gonna be SO TALL in 10 years

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@Nicole_Cliffe At my church camp every year somebody always did a skit called “Space Bananas” where they slowly reveal and peel a banana to the music of 2001: A Space Odyssey and when the song reached its climax, they’d smash the banana into their face. I still laugh thinking about it

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A retired LAPD officer told me not to be a defense attorney and now I kinda wanna be a defense attorney

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Showing someone your favorite movie/tv show only to have them be on their phone the whole time and then say they didn’t like it after is only slightly less offensive that a straight up slap on in the face

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I meant to text my landlord for help changing my lightbulb (bombilla) but instead asked him for help changing my fireman (bombero) 🙃 #LanguagesAreHard

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I got added to the teacher group text at my school in Spain and now I get access to all the teacher memes they send each other #blessed