KrispyToast

Salvadoran. Runner and gymmy. Just a short nigga trying to make it.

[KrispyToast @JessaaaaayAlv]

I just wish I could go back in time to my younger self when I was a kid and pat myself on the back and say "Relax. You won't turn into a crackhead like some of these other kids"

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@JohnLoc18

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@JohnLoc18 Took profits at 674, Gracias señor🤝

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@ghetolennywitit Cause homies be ghosting homies nowadays

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@lilrenzzo When you speed for 2 years straight and haven't gotten a ticket then why not. If I get pulled over I'll just accept the ticket at that point😂

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When you get back on Twitter 2.5 years later and first thing you see on your timeline is something about coochie...😂

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@danae_bradley same! I already have 20 years of experience

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I need to quit giving people nicknames in my phone, cause I don't remember who Avacado Man and Pineapple Head are anymore

[Dom @Imnotdomtoretto]

6 am run? You know we're about it.😎 @JessaaaaayAlv

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@robertrussell_ @Stevie8515 https://t.co/kTv9djWLWB

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

When you are in trouble and you make eye contact with your friend https://t.co/caBF7wk9wU

[KrispyToast @JessaaaaayAlv]

All you need in life is your boys, protein, and Jesus

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@madgree_ I'm right here

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@TMannary my Charmander will f a nigga up if he tries to rob me

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My manager let me walk out of work to go download and play Pokemon Go, can you say clutchhhhhhhh 🐥(closest pikachu emoji)

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Ladies, if your bf doesn't lift or care about gains then you got yourself a gf

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Me: "mom guess which famous boxer passed away"
Mom: "John Cena?"
"Never mind mom"

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"How do you think you did on the exam?"
"I at least got a 10% wbu"

[Alex Fernandez Jr. @alxfernandezJr]

When your crush says she's into Spanish guys

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Cop them before the sale is gone😂