Jessalina

Indigenous
lactose intolerant pastry chef,
cake lover. I don't have patience and I'm like a gd rabid racoon. zero fear. will kill. rabies babies. CYA

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@bouletbrothers so i took a break from work today and discovered this horror drag race. How have i been missing out. Im so ashamed. I owe you cake. Or dessert. Im a pastry chef its all i can offer 🤣

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@Drake lets just put you, bruv back in a wheelie moblie, cause you are 100% a terrifying predator.

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@holly4brav0 @september2411 Nothing with them makes sense sis 🤣

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@holly4brav0 Id give her a break if she had a real name. Like you my angry auntie yelling tamra cause she too drunk to yell Tamara. #stillloveherdrama

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@suttonsroller Sutton sutton @SuttonBStracke cute as a button don't come for us because I will stand for her hard.

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@RickZhampagne The only petty things are those fkn fillers. That doctor has hate.

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@suttonsroller Fucking treat me anytime I have low standards!!!

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@LauraLoomer, girl is 15 years younger than me and looks 50 years older. Fillers aren't always your friends.

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@StephenM I know you dont have cancer, but your looks beg otherwise. Are you anemic? Low blood sugar? Or just dont give a fuck? Heroin maybe? Meth? Idk but figure it out. You decaying corpse.

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I was just informed @The_MJF is like, 10 years younger than me, fkn brat.

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@seanseaevans okay so my boyfriend just informed you've done this but he doesnt let me watch those ones.

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@seanseaevans will you do hot ones with me and my cauliflower wings?! I feel so left out.

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#lauraloomer why you do dis?!? @lauraloom

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@joehendry I kept asking my bf how guy fieri got into wrestling when I first saw you just now and im so sorry you Scottish angel.

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@Kathryn0687 Caring about others doesnt make money, exploiting them does.

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Bf: "how old do you think she is?"
Me: "idk like 65 on a good day with all that filler?"
Bf: "she's 32"
Ohhhhh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weinerrrrrrrr...@LauraLoomer

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@BlakeMonroeWWE trying to sneak up like shes the first 50s wanna be monroe. Sit down, TIMELESS TONI STORM DID IT FIRST, AND BETTER. WELL ACTUALLY, I DID, 20 YEARS AGO IN MY 50S PHASE IN HIGHSCHOOL. End game. Mic drop.

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@CockyMarysol Good as gold, tho.

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@DominosCanada puts pizza on the GROUND and thinks thats okay. #pizza #pizzalife #pastrychef #6inchrule

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@DanhausenAD sorry i posted from an old account IGNORE THAT.