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Let the Wookie win.

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@hollymadison Thank you. ❤️

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Hey @VancityReynolds, if you’re in town tomorrow (Chapel Hill) don’t go to the fratty joints that people might recommend for ya- check out the cool side of town! Northside District serves until 2am and we are cool with quirky Canadians!

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Remember when that dude from #girls turned into a centaur for a perfume ad, right after he killed #hansolo?

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Hey @EyeOfJackieChan , have you ever banged your knee on a coffee table?

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#whatisnetflixgoingtocancelnext?

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@elonmusk If I had your money, I would try to help people. You and Jeff from Amazon are jerks. Shoot some multi millionaire to space for 11 minutes or solve the water crisis in Africa? Y’all are straight up garbage humans. Fuck your feet.

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@elonmusk Elon Musk should just stop.

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@SouthPark you guys realize that this is the song from Frozen 2 right? Time to grab some royalties 😂

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@Wendys Your Carrboro location in NC is literally the worst Wendy’s in the whole world!!! Y’all are always closed, or can’t take card, or I don’t know, ANYTHING. I’m not being a Karen here but damn!

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Hey @netflix , can you just tell us what awesome show you’re gonna cancel next so we don’t get all in the feels for the first season? That would be rad.

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@ChapelHillPD @chapelhillgov @DCHP_ChapelHill @CarolinaChamber @UNCandCommunity It would be rad if y’all could focus on not letting people with mental health issues walk naked down Franklin Street and expose themselves to children. Instead, y’all decide to go after hard working individuals who try their best to make a living during a pandemic. Nice move!

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You were supposed to be one of the good ones. Fuck you @joss I can’t believe that your art created my 90’s. Here I was priding myself that I was a Buffy girl and not a Dawson. You make Dawson in his crying moment look like the manliest, most badass thing of all time.

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Ja will provide!!! @JaMorant

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@VancityReynolds Just realized that y’all called out the supply chain problem in your first movie! Your prophet abilities are rivaling the Simpsons!

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@kathynajimy watching this Brittany doc- I just wanted you to know- Not only are you one of the most unsung character actresses of our time, but thank you for conducting your interview with grace and respect. I have adored you since you wanted something zany!

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@StellaArtois @twobrassowls

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Can we also talk about how the @cw_spn team is just incredible? Big props to @jumblejim and @mishacollins for spearheading voting/standing for democracy and just being amazing people!

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@Cary_Elwes Growing up mom would ask me who my favorite actor was. I told her it was you. Princess Bride and Men in Tights. And now in my adulthood you are the hero I knew as a child. Thank you for proving to me that sometimes, people you love on the screen are just as amazing in life.

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@BrentSpiner You will be missed ❤️

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@JDMorgan @realDonaldTrump Biden has won so many times, at this point he is our 67th president.