Jesse James

[Jesse James @Jesse13James]

having to pay an extra 3% because I'm using a card is some whack shit ngl

[Jesse James @Jesse13James]

nothings gonna feel like Ive made it more than a deep freeze full of girl scout cookies

[Jesse James @Jesse13James]

In Lady Gaga's Bad Romance music video, the mobsters use a wii thumbstick to bid on her. I don't know why this has stuck with me for 13 years.

[Jesse James @Jesse13James]

"ad block is not allowed on YouTube." Oh yeah? try and fuggin stop me

[Jesse James @Jesse13James]

if you fold the corners of books, you're a fuggin loser

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@ImJayBallentine @_Sicario26 @charliekirk11 lmfao

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@SamsungUS Your wallet is fucking garbage and I'm not using my thumbprint when you can't even handle loading screens

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@bdsaxx It looks like he didn't have that dawg in him. ):

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@chrishansen Put it on Patreon.

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@bdsaxx dibs

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@kbrammann Nebraska 🤮

[Jesse James @Jesse13James]

It's okay not to be okay