jess

she/her

[jess @JesseAMichael]

@NotionStatus Still having issues here…

[jess @JesseAMichael]

@eventbrite hello, I need help rectifying an admin error from eventbrite, can you please message me

[jess @JesseAMichael]

@westfieldstrat will there be a Santa’s grotto this year? Can’t find any info on the website. Thanks!

[jess @JesseAMichael]

every upstairs neighbour I’ve ever had

[Gemini Advocacy @NobodyButNori_]

Lmao imagine the lady of your dreams doing this 😭😭😭

[jess @JesseAMichael]

@jflanagan80 I had this recently returning from maternity leave, random messages from recruiters saying “congrats on the new baby!” before asking if I’m open to new opportunities. I’m convinced people on LinkedIn aren’t real.

[jess @JesseAMichael]

@KamRai7 Looks great, any news when it’s due to open? @DoMoreRed?

[jess @JesseAMichael]

musk’s latest shenanigans might actually be enough to make me delete this app :(

[jess @JesseAMichael]

love when I get to the point on a friday where I just start making lists of things to do on monday instead of doing them now. monday me hates friday me so much 😇

[jess @JesseAMichael]

decompressing in the disco-zebo after a colleague made me cry at 8:30 on a monday morning. unhinged corporate nonsense cannot touch me in the disco-zebo 🧘🏼‍♀️🪩

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Alcaraz after losing the first set

[jess @JesseAMichael]

@lukerbl not this tweet being the way I realised I missed the depeche mode presale 🥲

[jess @JesseAMichael]

what are we saying about threads? https://t.co/HNQrUHtuAa

[jess @JesseAMichael]

look how they massacred my boy

[Weird Christmas @weird_christmas]

If you're sad and missing your dad this Father's Day, please don't be sad. I'm your daddy now.

[jess @JesseAMichael]

neon signs that say “this must be the place” are the “live laugh love” signs of the middle class

[katy 🌙 @KatyGilroyBlog]

Well done to the only brand who know how to behave

[jess @JesseAMichael]

turns out they read next door’s meter instead. utility companies may get a bad rep but at least they are very cool and professional 😎👍🏻

[jess @JesseAMichael]

shout out to @thameswater who apparently think I’ve started an aquarium??

[Daniel @sillyolddaniel]

https://t.co/vK0b1Rlask

[Red Sky At Night @redskyatnight]

“These days…”