Jesse Auckerman

man I love this life

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

Was so nice getting to reconnect with my brothers! Love to see my guys free and prospering 🏆 #TheNumbered

[Richard Head @callmehoneydick]

@plaause @3YearLetterman @MichaelAlbury3 @elonmusk What APR did you get on your waterbed financing?

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

I’ve now seen three girls take and post pictures in the same poses while sitting in the same chairs with skulls all over it. For anyone who sees this mysterious chair and thinks “this will be cute” should know you’re very very late.

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

Happy “you probably shouldn’t be a mother because you act like a child”s day!

[Josh @JIreland30]

It’s like starting to physically hurt my body being a Reds fan..

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

@CodyLow34 No Cody it’s because the skinny ones can survive off their looks. Big girls need to be good at math because the type of guys that go for them are generally unemployed. It’s all natural steps in human evolution lol

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

Got @jpmorgan to give me some of my own money today! That might end up being the accomplishment of the year!

[Scott’s Tot @CodyLow34]

Your exes must suuuuuuuuck

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

“If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by” Sun Tzu

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

@SimuLiu I saw a guy waste 10 trillion in a year once! Shits crazy😏

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The extreme antibody reaction from those who fear free speech says it all

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Per aspera ad astra!

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

@Gruntstyle just made my entire month!!😂😂😂 yes I would like to buy now lol

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

Stop chasing that chick, WIN WIN WIN WIN 🥇

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Cool, now do Disney

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

Give me @neuralink and AlphaBRAIN and I’ll start the Avengers 🦾🥷🦸‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

You’re drinking in your social media profile where you shun the legal use of marijuana… the two are far too similar in harm and benefit for me to not view you as a hypocrite

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

shadow ban council reviewing tweet …

[Jesse Auckerman @JesseAuckerman]

Did this twit just say something smart??? Took a while but Bernie got an answer right🙏🙌🏻

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Legalize marijuana. Expunge past marijuana convictions. End the failed War on Drugs.