Jesse Beckner

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

Car117: “Car 117 en route to Mordor, looking into a report of a couple Hobbits trespassing on private property with some stolen jewelry”.

Dispatch: “Car 117 be advised there have been some giant eagles spotted in the area. Do not engage”.

[Oregon State Police @ORStatePolice]

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[John DeMarsico @JohnDeMarsico]

In the town where Rick Vaughn made closer entrances cool, here's how Emmanuel Clase takes the mound in Cleveland

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

How about you fix healthcare in this country

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

JOE FLACCO GUIDES THE BROWNS DOWN THE FIELD TO VICTORY!!

[Duvall Lab @Duvall_Lab_VU]

Big congrats to ⁦@c_dejulius⁩ for successful defense of her doctoral work today! Next up, postdoc with ⁦@MaerzAndBlue⁩. Can’t wait to track her career trajectory from here.

[Alec Sulkin @thesulk]

Fast X really blew it, considering it could’ve been Fast Ten: Your Seatbelts.

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

The pope himself is even wearing a robe! You guys are playing yourselves dressing up. It’s Sunday! Throw a robe on and chill. #TheHolyDude

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

Why do you have to dress up for church? According to the book and several motion pictures, Jesus and his boys only ever wore robes! He was basically the Big Lebowski before the Big Lebowski. Always wearing a robe, only drinking a specific drink and was probably a decent bowler

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

@Pontifex Are robes canonical? If it says somewhere in the holy texts “thou must wear khakis and a button up” I’ll drop it, but until then I’m pro-robe.

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

@SheaSerrano I was mentally in a ditch today.. Then I got that email. Pure joy! #IHaveAKatana

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

You think Jeff Saturday’s headset is even on? Or is someone just up in the booth advising him like “ok Jeff, do some enthusiastic claps the camera is on you! Great! Now pace back and forth intensely! You’re doing great buddy”!

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

“Wicked smaaht” scientist wife + childish husband = this on a daily basis

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

TV peaked when Landry(aka Lance) read Of Mice and Men to Tim Riggin’s in Friday Night Light’s.
#ClearEyes #FullHeart #CantRead

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

Let’s go live to Defensive Coordinator Joe Woods seat in Cleveland…

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Yankee fans returning home to their $4,000/mo apartments after today’s loss #ForTheLand

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

Steven Kwan Halloween costume ideas:
1.) zombie (Kwan of the Dead)
2.) scientist Sam Beckett (Kwan-tum Leap)
3.) wears Manziel jersey (Kwanny Football

Honorable mention:
Dress as himself (Yankee Killer)

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

KWANNY BASEBALL!!!

[Carli DeJulius, PhD @c_dejulius]

Looking at the rest of my life 🥰

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

One of my favorite athletes of all time. Sad to see Club Fed closing, but going to enjoy watching highlight videos and old matches of his forever. #ClubFed #GOAT𓃵

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

❤️

[Jesse Beckner @JesseBeckner1]

@BEABOUT_it Poker Bible verse Kinsey 3:16