Jesse Patric Benns

Co-host of @Gottillfive. Long-term procastinating writer. I play music where there's beer. Prone to obsessions. Your new best mate.

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@VirtuteStreams @jaffacakes They made them to stop the Orangey Tang mascots breaking in and stealing the smashing orangey bit inside. I reckon they failed and the Tangs got them so they're now denying all knowledge of the Orangey Tangs and covered Jaffas out of shame and embarrassment.

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@jaffacakes @VirtuteStreams Yes you have!

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@sistoney67 Just saw your update on BBC Sport saying only Snodgrass available for Sheffield tomorrow. Why not Diagne? He’s already played for Albion vs Fulham.

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@JacquiOatley @btsport @IanDarke Hope West Brom didn’t “park the bus” all game too much for you 😉 (catching up on Guardian football weekly 😂)

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@jamielenman I have tickets for Gloucester Guildhall on the 14th Nov... are you postponing and keeping the tickets valid or cancelling?

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@wisemanmarie1 Thanks so much Marie! It was a great fun day with really lovely un-judgemental people 😊

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@PolygoniaSpec @wisemanmarie1 I did too but I think you were too busy looking at my ears 😂

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@teweybear @Bobznbits Up the Baggies 😍

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ANIMAL CROSSING PEOPLE. My turnip prices are 634 today. DM me if you'd like the Dodo code. A follow on here and tips appreciated but not demanded :) #Animalcrossing #turnipprices

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Settle the argument then.

Which #StudioGhibli film currently on #Netflix is the best?

@GameTillFive

#mondaythoughts #TheLastOfUsPart2 #COVID19

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@takeitorleahit @gottillfive @GameTillFive WRONG

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@kynky @gottillfive @GameTillFive WRONG

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@4woobin Hey can I have your Dodo code please, I'll leave a tip obviously :D

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@kynky @gottillfive @GameTillFive If I wanted to hear from an arsehole I would have farted

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@gottillfive We have? Cool!

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Seems as though the #TigerKing is a fan, check out this clip from our latest episode and listen to the whole episode by searching 'Got Till Five' for the best Netflix #truecrime documentaries.

#tigerkingmemes #StayAtHomeSaveLives #podcast
#WorldHealthDay

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Thank you @Jessebenns

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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We wrote a thing about the wrestles!

Make sure you check it out as we bring you all the best recommendations for #WrestleMania matches today!

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Here's a new episode to help with boredom while #WFH.

With the launch of #DisneyPlusUK we look at the Top Five #Simpsons Episodes.

Listen here:
#ApplePodcasts: https://t.co/j237ZcGEXY
#Spotify: https://t.co/oTgjICVFUg
Direct: https://t.co/hWPfoMVuDJ

#DisneyPlus #PodernFamily

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Day 3 on @jessebenns island

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch