Jesse Chiem

University of Portland '14.

[Jesse Chiem @JesseChiem]

@Kitboga From all this, I had to make a mash-up of Steve and Michael Scott.

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@HHKB_US When will the R3 be available to buy in the US?

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Blockbuster clerk: we always quality inspect our VHS tapes so they won't skip or glitch out

VHS tape:

[Jesse Chiem @JesseChiem]

@Kitboga From all this, I had to make a mash-up of Steve and Michael Scott.

[Stephen @Stephen_Roto]

Never forget 5 years ago, when Blake Bortles finished 6th in the 2014 Florida Gubernatorial Election. #Jaguars #Rams

[Complex @Complex]

One man threatened legal action against a magazine for using his image to prove hipsters look alike.

Turns out the photo wasn't even him: https://t.co/1RXL8Sc0uf

[ybs @ybsmee]

Thank Excel!

[𝐍 @nicokartel]

this really has me dying, y’all. help.

[Jesse Chiem @JesseChiem]

Do telemarketers get calls from other telemarketers? They should know what it feels like.

[Jesse Chiem @JesseChiem]

Pyception. https://t.co/A2BHpFNYw9

[John Arundel @bitfield]

How to write a Python interpreter in Python (so you can Python while you Python) https://t.co/NtMnPf31ri

[Jesse Chiem @JesseChiem]

To cafes that give free coffee refills: you have my respect.

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I would rant more about dental insurance, but any sane person already recognizes how awful most plans are.

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A friendly reminder to support your local charities. https://t.co/7zWPLWMHSZ

[Action News on 6abc @6abc]

WATCH OUT! A large inflatable duck was seen drifting aimlessly down a street in Des Moines, Iowa after breaking free from its tether at a nearby charity event. 🦆 https://t.co/IbiyvjKPIo

[Jesse Chiem @JesseChiem]

Coffee went so stale, it tasted like Robitussin. This is called learning the hard way.

[T045TBR0T | @[email protected]/ @t045tbr0t]

finally, a monitor that will fit the entire name of my Java classes

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Kobe and L'Carpetron Dookmarriot won Oscars tonight. And here I am wondering if Shaq and Hingle McCringleberry feel left out.

[@ramalho.org lá na borboleta azul @ramalhoorg]

"Many people tend to look at programming styles and languages like religions: if you belong to one, you cannot belong to others. But this analogy is another fallacy." -- Niklaus Wirth

[michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne]

Belichick walked into a clothing store and asked what they had that could make him look like a hostage. #Patriots

[Jesse Chiem @JesseChiem]

Now's a great time for Rage Against The Machine to put out some new music.

[Jesse Chiem @JesseChiem]

My sincere thanks goes out to everyone who supported me and lifted my spirits throughout 2017!