Jesse Euber

lover not a fighter but I fight for what I love❣️

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

Therapy

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

I love you both so much

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Well, shit.

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

🖕🏼mood today

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Tonight it’s crown & gingers while fucking ugly laughing/crying to matchbox twenty radio. It’s been a long week, happy Tuesday hoes.

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

My son has a friend over so naturally thinks he can pick on me & he’s like “how’s it feel to have been born in the 19hundreds?” Rude but k👍🏼 what’re you gonna do at 2am when you need to crawl into this old ladies bed and ur friend is like “bro🧐?!”now we all mad,but he’s BIG mad

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

currently pissed that i don’t know a lick of asl. like …. why wasn’t that mandatory in schools?

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

Yesterday at work a preschooler asked me if I was ever going to get grown up boobs, and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.

..she hurt me. 🔪♥️
#ittybittyforeva

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

It’s like being a mom means you’re never allowed to be weak because you bring babies into this world with weak ass people who make it impossible for you to ever act human because these kids depend on someone holding it together and it’s you baby, you’re mom, and it’s ALL on you.

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As of tomorrow I have a fifth grader and I can’t even begin to describe what that feels like. But I’m so proud of sawyer and how well he tackled this crazy school year in a pandemic and rolled with all the punches life had for us otherwise. This kid is incredible

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Finally feeling human again

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

Day 273883292 with a sick baby, I am now also sick. We are a hot mess. Pls send help and showers and snacks that I can actually swallow and maybe also naps 🆘 thank you bye

[meeya @spoopy_mia]

OBSESSED

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

I ordered 3 different Chinese dinner meals tonight, alone. Day 4 with a sick baby and I might not get to sleep again tonight but at least I’m full. My poor little monkey

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

the lady at on the flight behind me just said: “I’m one glass away from bringing up a bunch of shit from three years ago” to her man. LMAO AYO

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

I got head butted by a preschooler today and he looked at me and said “you aren’t hurt, you’re fine and so am I” and walked away.. I feel like this is the story of my life lmao

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

I know I’m growing because I can’t even stay mad at the most outlandish shit anymore, it’s all good over here for me no matter what anyone else is doing so 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jesse Euber @JesseEuber]

Mommy’s boys 🥰🥰