Jesse

Crybaby

[Jesse @JesseHimself]

Weed being legal in Canada is awesome and all but the amount of people who wear pjs in public just tripled

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dad got eaten by a really big ladybug on a trip to quebec

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[Jesse @JesseHimself]

@WeDontEnd

[street pussy horchata @tenthousund]

what happens if u cumb in the piss test cup a little ahaha

[Dragon Ball Perfect Shots @DBPerfectShots]

Future Trunks

[DJ Dabs @SippinActavis]

I wonder if Kim Jong Un has ever cried to Codeine Crazy

[AqibTalib21 @AqibTalib21]

Bill Belichick not being a first-ballot Hall of Famer is the most outrageous robbery in NFL history!!!

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

Took a pill with Lord Frieza

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Farting so hard my socks change color

[corb @awshuqs]

jaundice is a beautiful name for a baby girl

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

what happened to just saying they’re getting demolished man

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

I gotta shower then brush my fucking teeth? What’s next, I go to fucking work? What the fuck

[Jesse @JesseHimself]

My biggest fear as a white man is being given a fork with my ramen/sushi

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

[Rodrick Vondick @rvdick998]

.@ChipotleTweets Not what i wanted to see. I got a burrito and didn’t expect to see a mini propane tank just wrapped in the tortilla when i unwrapped it. Mind you, this costed me 26$.

Please fix fhis Chipotle.

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

“fuck you’re so tight,” i whisper as i try to fit a new book into my over flowing bookshelf

[Mystic @wyamystic]

this and a small town where somethings not right