Jesse Carlton

Hooray!

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

Here’s a bit of my process on a digital painting. It’s an owl. That’s some kind of earth bird I guess.

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

I feel like part of this video cut out. Also I could not make up my mind for her hair. I like how it turned out though. Hooray!

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

@NintendoAmerica I have very little time for playing video games. Why isn’t Salmon-Run always available as a game mode? It’s the only part of Splatoon 2 that I like, but I can’t play it when I want. Please make it available all the time. Hooray!

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

Do you guys have any interest in seeing more videos like this of my sketching?

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

Separating children from their families is inhumane and needs to stop immediately and I can’t believe a vegetable is tweeting this and not the president.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Idk, just seems like Obama had fewer concentration camps for children

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

@BrandSanderson This would be just the very best shirt. Please.

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

My wife: "I wonder why some people get migraines while others don't. Do you think maybe they are just pussies?"

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

I just realized that an individual could be both a "Pitcher" and a "Belly-Itcher".
Like, those things aren't even mutually exclusive. wtf

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

I have a couple of new Drunks and Dragons shirts on my tee public store. https://t.co/mVAzFoI1We. Hooray!

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

Got some spooky bug decorations for Halloween. My kid keeps calling them COP-roaches. I feel weird correcting him to say cock more clearly.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Do any former employees have a medium blockbuster polo we can have? Ours got stabbed.

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

@StephOKingston @twatts_up @arcanevice @theadambash But for realsies, just don't do anything too small. Find a competent artist near you, and listen to their advice. You'll get a nice piece.

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

@StephOKingston @twatts_up @arcanevice @theadambash Just tattoo it on your face. It will make you look super rad and you'll have a bunch more time to work on fun stuff when you get fired.

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

@potterpod @Tsyclops @thriftynerd I did not design this. Looks pretty sweet though.

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

@curium247 I think I fixed it. Otherwise you may email me at jexclamationpoint@gmail

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

@curium247 Hello, @curium247 Thank you. I do take commissions. Please feel free to DM me with details of the piece you are considering. Hooray!

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

@thriftynerd Thank you, Michael! I learned my cool by watching you.

[Jesse Carlton @JesseIsDumb]

@ibplunderin @Nika_Howard @DnDPodcast @GeeklyInc Thank you! You are great!