Happy Birthday, @Google Fun fact: I taught my 4th grade class how to use Google to look up information for an assignment. I turned in that same assignment on a floppy disk. I’m an OG (Original Googler)
Ladies and ladies, after watching Mary Poppins and Meet me in St Louis this week, I have come to the conclusion that women’s ties should make a comeback. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
@RWitherspoon pls make Legally Blonde 3 a crossover with Miss Congeniality so that Elle Woods and Gracie Hart can join Robert Mueller in the Russia investigation. I really think I’m on to something. #GRLPOWR
It is always the ones with the worst body odor who remain in thy presence the longest. Those are my words of wisdom for the day. You can’t do anything with them except maybe embroider them on a pillow but you’re welcome.