Jess

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

@DayZ You guys should work on this inventory system.... damn near ruins the game.

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

@DayZ Hey guys, a friend and I keep experiencing "Character locked in database." Do you know how to resolve this? Or is that in issue y'all have been trying to figure out? Thanks in advance! Super excited to be able to play!

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

@cody1659 @DayZ What? Should they send you batteries??

[Words @wordstionary]

Remember what you deserve.

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

When you realize that your ex took your Breakfast Club DVD.. #low

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

Lol what's with people and their pathetic fucking mind games yo😂😂😂

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

"I can't pretend I won't think about you when I'm older, guess we never really had our closure, this can't be the end..." 🎶

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

I can not wait to smack some snow geese next weekend!😍😍😍

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

Gotta love Hibbing. 😑

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

When you're always out pleasing other people, it's hard to find time to please yourself.

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

Lost

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

"I packed up the dust of all that I owned, handkerchief hung from a pole, I rolled out the day that the apples fell.."

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

@_Davis13 fuckin way she goes bud

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

@27Haylee @emilywicklund_ 😊

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

Mind is running, some fucking sleep would be great for once.

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

@27Haylee @VaIentlnesCards This is so romantic.😘

[Jess @JesseLeonhard]

"She'll follow me down any street, no matter what my crime.." 🎶

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Hey kids, listen up. https://t.co/QASyy8cd7Q

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

I trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.