Jesse Jordan

Reader, Writer, Severe Weather Phenomenon. Elon Musk once called me a pedophile for pointing out that his idea was bad. It was, and still is, while I am not.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

The recent past suggests that the only thing that can make me get it wrong is someone actively wasting millions of dollars while sweating profusely and stinking of fear.

Even then, sometimes it's just delaying the inevitable.

I look forward to being right, again, as usual.

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

International Criminal Court called on all countries, including non-member states, to arrest Netanyahu.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

I'm still hoping for a 'third time's the charm' situation re: the orange fuckwit, and if we're very lucky they'll miss and hit the other fuckwit.

Two billionaires OR two billion people - who do you want to see survive the next ten years?

That's the choice we face now.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

You rigged the election.

Shut the fuck up.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

There is no nuance, there is no 'well, but', this is no longer a matter of personal opinion or 'just politics'.

Choose - death for the human race, or a chance at anything other than death for the human race.

Vote conservative/republican, and you kill us all.

Fuucking morons.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

Voting Conservative or Republican has become an IQ test - if you do it, you're announcing to the world that you're a crayon-eating moron who wants your family and yourself dead within the next ten years.

There should be an IQ minimum required to vote, and I'm not kidding.

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Canada are you going to let a bunch of unvaccinated hillbillies actually win the election too? Wild

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

@SmsNotorious I need to check that place out.

I honestly only stayed because Gail did/has, and because my password and my precense make the owner of this website nervous.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

Fuck. No.

If this happens, Elon will be setting 44 billion dollars on fire to appease his frail little ego and try to hide the fact that he has the thinnest skin in the world by taking his daddy issues out on the human race.

[Sinfulskin @Sinfulskin2]

If Twitter merges with Truth Social, are you staying?

[k @kurtos]

elon running a department about efficiency when he bought a social media platform and tanked it's value by 80% in 2 years

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

derailing the trolley like an ornery impossible optimist slash pacifist, but... This is not one of those times where impossible optimism is going to save anyone.

Getting those two out of a position of power before they force poverty on millions and kill millions more, however...

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

I'm not condoning political assassinations, but I am saying the best way to avoid living through the Mad Max times would be if Trump and the first lady did not continue to live for much longer.

I am not talking about Melania, and nobody needed this explanation to know that.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

This is an Occam's Razor type thing - the simplest solution to prevent billions of needless deaths would be to have two of them happen relatively soon.

It's like the trolley problem, y'all LOVE that shit - two billionaires, or two billion people?

I know I usually advocate for

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

If your boyfriend or husband is posting “your body, my choice” memes… you need to end that relationship for your own safety.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

Man, it sure is a good thing the internet collectively banded together to prevent me from being able to

*checks notes*

Provide for my family, and save the coral reefs while there was still time, while hoping to keep my family together.

Where are you all as this shit happens?

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

So.

Everyone knows Trump violated about a hundred laws, and Elon broke about a hundred more, and yet we're just... not doing shit about it, knowing that both men will actively make it so the human race does not survive the next century.

Crayon-eating Republicans killed us all.

[Justice Horn @JusticeHorn_]

Revelation 13:16-17.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

I hope Pierre gets hit with a fucking truck, because we're genuinely on the verge of seeing some WW2 level shit.

I have queer kids who will lose all their rights unless that greasy fuck dies.

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Elon/Putin/#MAGA will absolutely run over Trudeau and Canada for Poilievre.

They’re facilitating an authoritarian movement Canada is next.

Canada will cease to exist as you know it.

Y’all can say it won’t, but it will.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

Elon and Trump are very high on both lists, and everybody knows it.

And yet, we are handing them the keys to end the human race.

[Natasha Carter @NatashaCL7]

I want every single person on both the Epstein and Diddy list hunted down and reckoned with.

No mercy.

Sincerely, a 2x minor SA survivor.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

@thran_legacy Drugs and aspartame.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

@spaceghost All she had to do was say 'killing babies is wrong, genocide is bad, we should not condone a second holocaust' and she would have won.

Trump's environmental 'policies' will actively tip so many scales it will kill the entire human race.

We are all Joseph's babies now.

[Jesse Jordan @JesseNeon]

"These conservatives... they're not pro-life, they're anti-women." - George Carlin, 1996.

[MARCE ✰ @EndrometaComet]

so dems win an election and its "electoin fraud" but republicans literally PAY voters and its just fuckin fine? girl.