STAB! 455 - "Beachsonas"
Run in slow motion with the rockin' sounds of Daniel Kessenich, Sethu Chidambaram, & Dylan Fox as they avoid the buzz killing life guard @JessePJones ...
https://t.co/uATLGAvDAV
The degree to which accidental taps on things, followed by immediate -- yet futile -- corrective untaps, has drastically and irrevocably obliterated algorithmic understanding of me by platforms I frequent can not be understated...
Just heard a couple people from the other side of my cubicle LITERALLY just realize that they had forgotten 9/11.
"I just realized what day it is! Do you know what day it is?"
"It's Wednesday."
Somewhere, a Bald Eagle just stopped feeding freedom fried to Toby Keith's ghost.
Yell at me all you want Rugby announcers, I am no closer to understanding your game than I was 3 years ago, but I will watch nonetheless!
#ParisOlympics
Authoritarian Voice Over Loud Speaker: All who oppose us, will be Baconated!
Young Resistance Recruit: Oh shit, you didn't tell me they had the Baconator!
Grizzled Resistance Fighter: Yeah, the Baconator's back -
(Dramatically powers up blaster rifle)
For a limited time only.
I do things for the right reason but in the wrong way. It's very difficult on those around me, I understand that.
I've just never learned better ways, and I've lost so much while just trying to do everything for everybody.
I try so hard to do good. But I do it the hard way.
Too few popular artists nowadays arrive on our jive ass planet from a funk based extra terrestrial society via their starship powered by rock.
And we are all the lesser for it.
Do I now have a monthly Funko and Garbage Pail Kid allowance?
Yes.
Have I already spent both of them on the 2nd day of the month?
Also yes.
I will try to hold to these reasonable allowances I've set for myself. I don't have a lot of faith I'll be able to, but I'll hella try.
Guys! Jeff and Danielle are such gosh darn wonderful so's and so's who surprised me with my own dang Pop and I love little me so gosh darn much!
It was so danged sweet & unexpected and sweet! I was all emotional and I hugged people and showed him off all night!
You're awesome!
With my newfound steady income, I'm finding myself buying @OriginalFunko Pops and contributing to my Roth IRA in pretty equal amounts.
So what I'm saying is I'm DOUBLE investing. I think.
#21stCenturyAdult
The thing's already filling up! Maybe word has gotten around, and maybe that word is it's a good class!?
That's a good word.
Sign up and hang out with me for six weeks?
How will we all ever find a place to hang out and share the collective STAB! experience and gather with like-munded weird-o's?
Well, over on Discord, actually.
Join the STAB! Discord! Like, now!
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