CryingLawnGuy

The abridged journal in the journey of the final days.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

I know it's free but what's it going to cost me?

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

Do you have the time?

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

Don't lose your shit; take a hit.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

Due my tasks

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

I might not have much money, but I'm rich enough to not take it from you.

[🕊️KatarinaKriz.bsky.social🕊️ @KatarinaKriz]

Don’t let the bastards get you down. Don’t let them weaken us.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

I quit porn because of you!

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

One cannot get revenge on nature. Haven't you heard of Moby Dick?

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

One cannot sleep through prison.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

If it's some millionaire advertising how they enjoy the product they use, as a paid spokesperson, then I know it's not something for me.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

In Lampoon's Xmas Vacay over 30 yrs. ago, the Griswalds expected a typical bonus big enough to install a pool, but instead got Jelly of the month...

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

No, I am not going to Hell.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

The short answer is no.
The long answer is NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

If I had half a penny for every person that didn't think I was worth something, then I'd be worth something.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

They say it'll cost an arm and a leg; I figure it'll only cost me an arm if I do it myself.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

Yep, it all seems legit.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

It's a nasty habit, but I like it. I'll quit later.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

Hey, we had some alleged good times.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

That's okay, I get it. Treating me like a person is hard.

[CryingLawnGuy @JessePear]

If'n you help someone else, maybe they will be able to help another, and so on until the world becomes a better place.