Jesse Carter

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

I be going in the out door not even givin a shoot

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

Taken 5: Liam needs a minute

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

Watched the Barbie movie. Got the message, on my way to my local Chevy dealer!

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

In the MLB there should be a fine for both teams if the benches are cleared and there isn’t a fight. Waist of time.

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

I’ve heard conspiracy theories that the government is using my phone as a listing device and they’re always listening. So, just in case, I’m always saying the nastiest things when my phone is within earshot.

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

Just won the Easter egg hunt at my local church, kids didn’t stand a chance!

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

“Those whites are elusive” - My reaction when I discovered I lost a sock.

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

Who is using any of the shake features on their phone, sometimes I’m just shakin about doin my thang! I’m not trying to change songs, just gettin really into the one that’s on

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

I’m taking notes, I’m notorious for it

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

@MarshaBlackburn Why you walkin away like that?

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Her performance was fantastic but I’m still upset

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

I swear, if Rihanna doesn’t make the DJ turn it up at the halftime show, I’ll be pissed

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

I ran today and the areas between my calves and heels hurt. What are those called? Why do we use names for our body parts that other people came up with? I’m calling that area Ralf.
My ralfs hurt.

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

Clementines have been sublime lately

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

@stoolpresidente Knees are supposed to bend, right?

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

I got string cheese that doesn’t string…

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

Taking the time to choose your skin tone when using emoji’s is the dumbest thing

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

Ironic check marks are not aloud, 10 o’clock will do

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

I was always told to not judge a book by it’s cover but I know a 3rd grade reading level when I see one

[Jesse Carter @JesseRCarter]

When I go for walks I usually do a loop around certain neighborhoods but sometimes I just go, decide I’m about half done and turn around. I hope someone notices and thinks about it for a bit