Jesse Robeson

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell??

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What is TV if not a place where teens reject breakfast that their parents prepared? I’m being serious - why do TV Moms make breakfast but their TV kids always have somewhere better to be?! Why do writers like to use this for their shows?

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@robcesternino @ThatNatalieCole Does Natalie know that you once described her as “polling at 100%” on your podcast? She was beloved by your fans during Season 37 and she still is today!

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@BriceIzyah how will you celebrate #janetjacksonappreciationday and what’s your favorite Janet song?

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@jefrowgnd @LucyRobeson @aubdubya Okay JLW, time to rewatch the season and tell us who wins tonight! PS - will you get angry if it’s Sarah and you finish in fourth?

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@robcesternino @TrishHegarty Also, Trish has experience “persuading” people to quit. Could she get someone to raise the flag at Extinction?

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@robcesternino @TrishHegarty What is Trish’s opinion of the modern jury format? As the person who gave one of the best jury speeches the show has seen, does she expect that this type of moment is no longer a possibility at final tribal council?

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@Keev26 A time limit between @robcesternino saying “I think xx is unable to participate next week” until Akiva gives his “Okay fine.” We don’t need another 15 minute discussion on whether or not @lashtweets is taking the bar exam, for example.

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@BriceIzyah No her first name ain’t baby. It’s Janet. Miss Carbin if ya freaky.

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@jefrowgnd Is this secretly your fault, JLW?

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@robcesternino @TrishHegarty Does Trish realize what a beloved player she is among fans? From her decision to get extra rice, to her confrontations, to her jury speech she helped make Cagayan one of the greatest seasons of the show!

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@aubdubya @jefrowgnd @LucyRobeson Me too!!

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@robcesternino I will support and listen to any and all OJ Simpson-adjacent podcasts you choose to do. See you in the Survivor off-season?

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@JakeMages “I want you to think about those deep and provocative opening questions for a moment.” I like the idea of setting goals based on yourself and your circumstances.

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@jefrowgnd But was state prosecutor Freda Black not worth the watch?

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#Hokies claim the @virginia529 Commonwealth Clash for the 2nd consecutive year!

Retweet the win for the chance to win 4 tickets to the @VT_Football vs. UVA game this fall - Nov. 23, Lane Stadium!

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@HokiesMBB are 0-7 against teams currently ranked between #12 and #51 in the RPI. So should we be hoping for a 1 or 16 seed at the Big Dance? Good luck, Hokies!

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I officially declare the phrase “I’m not crying, you’re crying” out of style in 2018.

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When will Chevy discontinue its eternal ad campaign with their smug spokesman and “real people, not actors” who inexplicably go bananas every single time?

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@HokiesMBB never cease to astound when they get a second shot at a team in the same season. Go Tech, GOOOOOOOO!

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@JakeMages Let’s open a family plant! Somewhere warm and coastal.