Jesse Squire

No longer here. Find me on Bluesky: @omg.squire.wtf

Software engineer at Microsoft, Azure SDK team. Views are my own. (he/him)

[Jesse Squire @Jesse_Squire]

@AskZiplyFiber Done via Facebook message.

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@ZiplyFiber I’ve been waiting on my install for 4+ weeks. Scheduled in mid-Aug for Sept 5, delayed to Sept 19. Appt confirmed by cust svc 3 separate times. Nobody shows. Nobody knows why.

Neighbors have service. There’s a line on the property. Who can help me get connected?

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@AskZiplyFiber As I am not verified, I believe that you’ll need to follow me to allow me to DM. Appreciate the help.

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@clemensv Then spend the next 3 days trying to figure out where you made the typo, only to realize after all of that it doesn’t work because it requires a EGA and your sad system only has CGA.

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@heytred I love this framing!

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@snickerdoodle St. John is quite nice and White Bay on Tortola is a short ferry ride away for a visit to the Soggy Dollar.

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@ne_skazu @bterlson

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Sometimes, code generation just goes wrong. Sometimes, it creates beautiful art - like this awesome class name:

UnknownRunStepDeltaStepDetailsToolCallsCodeObjectCodeInterpreterOutputsObject

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Yup. This.

[Annikakes 🇳🇿 @annikakes]

I feel seen

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@davidfowl You definitely don’t want to use the consumer’s ReadEventsAsync for more than toy code or very low volume scenarios. It’s meant for ease of use when starting to explore Event Hubs. It reads/emits from partitions with no fairness guarantees.

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@MichaelCollier Why does no one appreciate a little mystery in their day anymore?

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Hey @MatrixFitnessUS and @Johnson_Fitness - is this what my 1-year-old E50 elliptical should sound like? What good is the 5-year "no touch" warranty that I purchased with it if I can't get your repair partners to show up?

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Not sure that the small human appreciates my representation of our elf on the shelf, though.

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Not gonna lie, I spent way too much time playing with this today.

[Holly Clark - The AI Infused Classroom @HollyClarkEdu]

I had to try it.

Here's a the prompt to create your own in Microsoft: https://t.co/qHVPoFhgvc….

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@savostrowski @davidfowl Ouch. Aspire ❤️AZD, but only gets a polite 🤝 in return.

😛

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@danielmarbach

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@danielmarbach

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@shahedC I can’t wait to see your Amazon suggestions for “You may also like…”

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@danielmarbach Congrats!

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