Jesse Watters

“The Five” & “Jesse Watters Primetime” on Fox News Channel #1 NYT Best Selling Author of “How I Saved The World” and “Get It Together”

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🚨 JUST IN: SpaceX's Falcon Heavy LAUNCHED a TOP SECRET SPY satellite last night 🚀

OVER 5 MILLION POUNDS of THRUST from 27 ENGINES BLASTING OFF 🔥

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🚨 SHOCKING NEW FOOTAGE: LUIGI MANGIONE’S ARREST... INSIDE A McDONALD’S 🚨

MUST WATCH.

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🚨 BREAKING: FRANCE ERUPTS IN MASS RIOTS... STORES LOOTED, SCHOOLS TORCHED, AND COPS SPLASHED WITH ACID 🚨

France is DEEP IN DEBT, facing a MIGRATION CATASTROPHE... and now FRENCH CIVILIZATION is UNDER ATTACK. 🔥

The BERNIE BROS want a FRENCH REVOLUTION... HERE! 🪓

Mamdani just DRAGGED the AMERICAN DREAM through the MUD.

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🚨 OH NO HE DIDN'T! ABDUL CALLS HIMSELF A "HEALTH WARRIOR"… and says RFK JR. FAILED 🤡

This is the guy who was for LOCKDOWNS, SCHOOL CLOSURES, MASK MANDATES, and the VACCINE 🤦

Meanwhile RFK is kicking DANGEROUS CHEMICALS and FOOD DYES out of your food 💣

"INDUSTRY has attacked Bobby Kennedy MORE than anybody in the cabinet" 🔥

A month before the election, Abdul didn't know CIRCUMCISION from CASTRATION 😳

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🚨 NEWSFLASH: "THE GOVERNMENT CANNOT PROVIDE DIGNITY"

Free rent. Free babysitters. Free healthcare for the able-bodied? "If the safety net's just a HAMMOCK… you're going to lay there" 🤣

Make NYC the WELFARE CAPITAL of the world and the whole world will LEECH off this island until it's BANKRUPT 💣

80% of self-made millionaires did it WITHOUT a handout. DESTROY that system and you can KISS THE AMERICAN DREAM GOODBYE 🔥

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🚨 WE CRASHED JIMMY KIMMEL’S BROOKLYN AUDIENCE… AND THE TDS WAS ON FULL DISPLAY.

“My CATS made me WATCH Jimmy Kimmel!” 😹

“Illegals CAN CUT the line at the BORDER, but DON’T cut me in line HERE!” 🚧

“KIMMEL for PRESIDENT over KAMALA!” 🗳️

“Why would we cure TDS? It’s GREAT!” 😂

“I want MORE TDS!” 🤯

ONLY IN BROOKLYN. 🍿

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🚨 WATCH: SPACEX JUST BLASTED 4 ASTRONAUTS TO THE SPACE STATION 🚀🚨

1.7 MILLION POUNDS of THRUST... there in UNDER 8 HOURS 🤯

The ship DOCKED ITSELF — NO HUMANS NEEDED 🔥🔥

NASA Chief: Kids will "NEVER know a time when America could not launch its OWN ASTRONAUTS" 👨‍🚀

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🚨 WOW! Newt Gingrich TEAMS UP with ELON MUSK and Palmer Luckey on a MIND-BLOWING project 🚀

They're diving 30 years into the FUTURE of WARFARE — think DRONES, SPACE, and BEYOND! 🌌

Gingrich is HONORED to join this brainy crew, saying, "I felt like I was getting an EDUCATION just being in the room." 🧠🔥

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🚨 JUST IN: SCHUMER JUST ADMITTED REPUBLICANS MIGHT KEEP THE SENATE... "IT'S 50/50" 🤯

BERNIE'S PHONE is RINGING... with Democrats BEGGING him to do SOMETHING ☎️

CHARLES BARKLEY is FUMING at the Party: "Some of the STUPIDEST shit I've ever heard" 🔥

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🚨 HOLY SMOKES: TRUMP SEALED THE BORDER, CRUSHED CRIME, KILLED WOKE… and voters are STILL yelling "WHAT ELSE?!" 😳

But Trump's doing SURGERY… you don't run a MARATHON the day after 🔥

This country is a kid who gets told NO on the lollipop, then runs to the OTHER parent 🍭🤣

He's not playing for the midterms… he's playing to WIN THE CENTURY!

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🚨 WOAH: NEWSOM vs. AOC?! 🥊

"He's NEVER debated a woman before" 👀

"The minute you get emotional, SHE WINS" 💣

And if he looks FRANTIC? AOC walks away the WINNER 🔥

Gavin already has WHIPLASH 🤦

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🚨 JUST IN: @ByronDonalds JUST ELECTION-MOGGED CALIFORNIA 🚨

"We're going to find out RESULTS around 9:30 on ELECTION NIGHT. We CONTROL THE BALLOT PROCESSES."

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🚨 POLL: 2/3 YOUNG DEMOCRAT WOMEN BLAME MEN FOR CHALLENGES THEY FACE IN AMERICAN SOCIETY 🚨

"There's no such thing as a problem… EVERYTHING is an OPPORTUNITY" 🔥

Hate your job? GET A NEW ONE. Hate your town? MOVE 📦 Hit the GYM, take a WALK, grab a DRINK 🍸

Men have to do our part too: EARN MONEY and TAKE RISKS 💰

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🚨 BREAKING: DOJ BUSTS 10 FOREIGNERS FOR VOTER FRAUD 🚨

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🚨 WOW! MARY PELTOLA'S OWN STAFF JUST DROPPED A DIME ON HER… OVER A BAD WORD 🚨

Insider trading, bribes, interns, NO-SHOWS 🤦 and THIS is the scandal?

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🚨ALERT: PLANE EMERGENCY LANDING AFTER HIJACK ATTEMPT ✈️💥

Copilot STABS captain MID-FLIGHT, plane DROPS 17,000 feet 😱

HERO PLUMBER AND PASSENGERS TACKLE ATTACKER! 💪

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🚨 NEW: JAMES CARVILLE JUST LOST IT ON LAZY DNC STAFFERS 🚨

"You want a PRONOUN? I'll give you one: A**HOLE!" 🔥

BERNIE is JUST AS NERVOUS—he's letting out ONE LAST BATTLE CRY.

TRUMP is set to go on a 32-DAY CAMPAIGN SPRINT... and HIS MESSAGE?

PROGRESS OR DEMOCRAT DOOM!

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🚨 WOW! THE BLUE-COLLAR BOOM NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT 🚨

Manufacturing at a 5-YEAR HIGH 🏭 An $8 BILLION steel plant in IOWA, a pipeline in ALASKA, 8 NEW NUCLEAR REACTORS ⚛️🔥

Trump RX is finally DROPPING drug prices 💊 and Sunbelt rent is FLAT because they BUILD 🏗️

Democrats' plan on energy, rent & health care? NOTHING 😂

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🚨 WOW: DOES ABDUL EL-SAYED HAVE SHORT MAN SYNDROME?

Big mouth. Big ego. Shorter than 5'9. And he's got something to PROVE 💪

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🚨 SHOTS FIRED: YOU CAN'T WIN AN ELECTION SELLING FEAR WITHOUT A SOLUTION 📉

Democrats have the FEAR. Republicans have the FIX 😎

Trump SOLVED the border. Now Dems want to BAN AI 🤦

Republicans OWN progress. Republicans OWN technology 🔥

Being against progress is NOT a good place to be