Jessica

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Motorpoint @motorpoint]

WIN 4 tickets to watch @PanthersIHC vs @FifeFlyers this Sunday at @nottinghamarena!🤩
To enter follow @motorpoint and simply retweet this post. Competition closes on Friday, 7 January. We will announce one lucky winner at midday. 🙌

[Jim Salveson @Mr_Jimbob]

Binfluencer (bin·​flu·​enc·​er): The person on your street who always puts their wheelie bins out first on bin day and the rest of the neighbours follow.

I think I may have invented a new word.

[❤️ Jameela Jamil ❤️ She/Her ❤️ @jameelajamil]

I’m so sorry. I know I’m 64 years old. And I should understand the clocks by now. But once again… what the fuck happened? Did I get more or less sleep? Someone help me.

[Jessica @Jessecar_clay]

@brookeyork99 @eleanoorrr

[Twickets UK Ticket Feed @TwicketsUK]

2 tickets to Passenger at Rock City - Nottingham, 04 Sep, face value (plus fees). All major debit / credit cards supported: https://t.co/u8ebmElqzY

[Rory Woodbridge @rorywoodbridge]

Ian Buckells: 😐

The nation:

#LineOfDuty

[Cara Smith @carasmith0]

It’s fucking mental how some cars just don’t have indicators isn’t it

[Jessica @Jessecar_clay]

Waiting for season 3 like....

[HBO Max UK & Ireland @HBOMaxUK]

Caption this…

#Succession

[Jessica @Jessecar_clay]

@eleanoorrr 🐨

[Jessica @Jessecar_clay]

@eleanoorrr Rude

[Jessica @Jessecar_clay]

@DunelmUK can someone contact me to organise a replacement please? This blind arrived like this 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jessica @Jessecar_clay]

@Hermesparcels please can I have some help regarding a parcel that hasn’t moved since the 30th November. Thank you.

[Stephen Hull @stephenbhull]

Bit of spare time on my hands today so I audited the unopened Quality Street tin. Just 4 purples (4.7%) and yet a massive 11 (12.9%) orange ones. Another blow for 2020. Who do I complain to? #inequalitystreet

[British Bake Off @BritishBakeOff]

Well done to our Technical Challenge winner Peter for having the most impressive horn! #GBBO

[Jessica @Jessecar_clay]

@bbcstrictly @ZoeTheBall please wish my little sister Grace a happy 9th birthday on #ItTakesTwo this week. She loves Strictly, she’s always dancing and shares her birthday with @JManrara

[Stephen Canning @stephencanning]

“No 10 well aware that @bbcstrictly is on at 7.15 pm” must be the most British briefing line given to a journalist

[Jessica @Jessecar_clay]

@KedijahLamara I swear by Burts Bees.

[Lilian Greenwood @LilianGreenwood]

Today a primary school headteacher in my constituency shared the letter she’d sent to her MP about Free School Meals. It’s really powerful so I’m sharing an anonymised version with her permission. Heartbreaking and inspiring. Keep going @MarcusRashford, this matters.