TheSoberKing

[toxic king @toxicking]

April Fools is cancelled this year.. there's no bigger joke than you bitches

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

Sí A🥚

[Dinesh @Sanassee]

@FIFAWorldCup @adidasfootball Enjoyed that game. Mexican fans the best in the tournament so far.

[SCHEME @DJSCHEME_]

WHOS READY? @RollingLoud
RT for a chance to win 2 free tickets!

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

if she drinks and you never get drunk texts, i got some news for you bro

[Dnell @DnellGang]

This screen used to start beef😂😂😂

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

Would you still want them if you knew all their secrets?

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

God must think I’m into Astrology cause he be sending me all type of signs

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

I can’t believe it’s almost time for me to ghost everyone I met this year

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

Bitches always ask me, “Jesse, where can I give you head at?” But never “Jesse, where is your head at?” SMH

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

My way of relaxing is driving with my eyes closed

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

For someone who doesn’t lie, you tend to lie a lot

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

Still waiting to see if it’s going to be a “new girl, new me” or “new week, new girl” type of summer

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

Like Hellen Keller once said, “ ”

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

You just finna be a memory on Snapchat

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

Ngl, I’ve been going insane. Y’all bout to see a whole new version of Edgar Allen Poe

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

You’d think I’m a zombie the way she keep giving me brain
Jk… I get no bitches

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

God saw my petty plan and decided to fuck up my car so that I wouldn’t execute it

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

Treating her right ain’t enough. She wants a bit of spice sometimes

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

I really be helping y’all float while y’all just let me sink

[TheSoberKing @Jessem711]

Girls that are easy to get are easy to replace