Jessey Goodman

HTX | I just want to go home

[Houston Astros @astros]

The Houston Astros are 2022 World Champions! 🏆

[Emmanuel Núñez @emmanume]

Brought to you by the @TxDOT North Houston Highway Improvement Program

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

$311,151 from the gun lobby.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Wow. Texas Paul just said what needed to be said. (warning: language)

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

He was counting dollars while they were counting bodies.

[Jessey Goodman @JesseyGoodman]

We all have our methods but why is this lady winding back when checking these watermelons?

[Jessey Goodman @JesseyGoodman]

Don’t give into weaponized hopelessness
https://t.co/OQuyN2Hmqf

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This wouldn’t be too bad if I didn’t know this was just going to fund sending more old people to space for 10 min

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@notdadeleine https://t.co/VOgn06Ru0V

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Praise Shai-Hulud

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Spotify thinking they did something throwing “Easy On Me” on to my Discover Weekly

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An owl with one eye was waiting for me outside. We made eye contact and it slowly looked toward the sky then back at me before flying away. I ain’t got time for this omen shit, Odin

[Jessey Goodman @JesseyGoodman]

“I got you a macaroon from the baby shower”
The macaroon:

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In this house, there will be no Creed slander

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It’s hard out here

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@brock_soto Look up Squat University and “fix for hip pain”. The band stretch works. God I hate it here

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Remembering the time my fam lost our pet turtle in the fenced in backyard

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Did you really do a good deed if you didn’t make a post about it?