Jessica♡

Perde & Plaaslewe. Deel van die minderheid. Controlfreak. Dra my emosies op my mou.

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Could be us.

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Me and who ?

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

the craziest thing i’ve ever seen was on come dine with me south africa when this afrikaans dude from the eastern cape made ‘south african sushi’ by using a sushi mat to roll boerewors in pap california roll style

[Altyd Antjie @AnjeBoschh]

As jy nie so af en toe in die duiwel vashardloop nie , hardloop julle in dieselfde rigting.

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

my family is more scared of me than i am of them my family is more scared of me than i am of them my family is more scared of me than i am of them my family is more scared of me than i am of them my family is more scared of me than i am of them my family is more scared of me than

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

another beautiful weekend of me playing fifa for 9 hours straight and then going to the club for 5 minutes just to go back home and play fifa for 9 hours straight

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

ohana means family and family means pretending to like each other today. merry christmas everyone.

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

how the FUCK am i supposed to clean my glasses when my t-shirt is tucked i honestly hate being alive

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

what part of using last night's takeaway packet as this morning’s ashtray makes you think i don’t have my life together?

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

chef on kitchen nightmares: this is my dead grandma’s recipe i hope chef ramsay likes it 🥺

gordon ramsay: fuck me this is ghastly literally cut my fucking dick off this tastes like absolute shit quite frankly the person who made this should kill themselves this is god awful

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

“i have to follow up on that” is the work version of pretending to look in your school bag for something you haven’t done

[Jessica♡ @JessiBaby89]

Very disappointed with @BurgerKing in PE today. Got my order wrong and my friend waited more than an hour for changed orders aswel. Don't know what's going on. I paid for large but got medium. Didn't have time to complain was already late.

[𝒮𝓊𝓃𝓈 🕊 @sunellmari]

level of brokeness: 'n vlieg het in my koffie geval en ek het nie nog nie. bottoms up.

[Jessica♡ @JessiBaby89]

@Camoo69 https://t.co/MuRcLkNTqG

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

my favourite tv shows as a kid were dragon ball z and desmond dube selling funeral plans

[Jessica♡ @JessiBaby89]

@Camoo69 https://t.co/shNd0KJXPo

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RT if you think raising your phone 20 cm in the air will give you more service.

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

can’t believe some people love watching rugby in stellenbosch

can’t believe some people love watching rugby

can’t believe some people love stellenbosch

can’t believe some people

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

the year is 2012. you're listening to jump by phfat on your ipod. your dstv signal is getting disrupted by the rain outside. you wanna go out but you have an LO project due the next day. life is... kinda weird.