jessi

“what are you gonna do, stab me?” -Guy who got stabbed

[jessi @JessiDuschel]

My id is why I keep tweeting

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(i know dan is married and no longer smokes this is a joke)

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something about the pink girlboss and whore who used to do drugs dynamic

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or that ive been hit in the back with lightning and im knocked out like in avatar the last airbender

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it’s time to imagine i get stabbed by a poison knife like in percy jackson for me to sleep once more

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pov: trying to find batman 2022 fanfics and seeing the riddler

[noodlehead @riceemammii]

I can’t sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head

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i want someone as deranged as robert pattinson to interview him because instead of like “what’s it like to wear the suit” it’ll be “okay when he jerks off seven times a day where does he do it and what to?”

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something about those celebs with no twitter are so goddamn sexy

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robert pattinson making up headcanons for batman

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“do you remember who made you cuuum”

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got tickets for @GameGrumps live and im preparing my most existential question for the qna

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something about those people that had a ho phase that are now in a committed relationship

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arin hanson will tell a sexy story and everyone automatically goes “SUZY” but when dan avidan tells a sexy story it’s like “we have no way to narrow this down”

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@GameGrumps i have five wet dollar bills i need the nuzlocke

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i wish i could ever bring up @egoraptor without calling him arnold but i think i’ve been cursed by a deity

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@matthwatson @elirymagee fight fight fight

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

Dear Mister President Vladimir Putin…

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@supermega welcome to the team justin

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this is the best image on this stupid ass website

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@GameGrumps i was about to say “horny but not in a sexual way” so i guess i deadass forgot the word excited