Jessi Fersch

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“yeah, they didn’t have grey.”

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“I thought I saw some ass.”

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yeah I didn’t know what we were doing tonight so I brought my passport

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“yeah that’s why she’s gay”

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“I’m drunk and you’re drinking a protein shake?”

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that flight could’ve broke me, Agnacio deserves a raise

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“oh you’re for sure a dom.”

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who orders an Uber to go to the movies

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I need water and I need wine, so this is a tricky situation

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filth recognizes filth

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I have enough Bacardi to sink the Titanic

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“yeah that’s going on Twitter later.”

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“you punch somebody I’m gonna be pissed I wasn’t there.”

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my ego needs petting every few hours

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nice ammo box Jess

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what does IPA stand for
Indian Pale Ale
well I don’t like that beer

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the game is on the ice

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you sound like an autistic surfer

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I almost lost my bird

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I’m tall enough to ride this ride