Jessica Orpen

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@ephillyt H8 foo foo dogs but everything else is legit AF. So you're wrong.

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@ephillyt LMAO. Just getting on twitter

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@reillyorpen your dog? You paying for her dog food next time?

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@ephillyt CHICAGO

[Eric Thomas @Chat_EPT]

“I love the way you smell. Is that the weirdest thing I’ve ever told you? You have a great natural body scent.” — @JessiOrpen

I’m not sure that’s true, but it’s great for the brand. Thanks. #Dior

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@reillyorpen Can we get another tomorrow?!?

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@ephillyt Ive exhausted all pins about turtle platforms on Pinterest. I got bored.

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@ephillyt Im glad I can aid in how funny you are

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@ephillyt Awful. Those are not the Goats I like.

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

Look @ the ads I'm getting on Facebook now @ephillyt- Thanks.

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@ephillyt The haters are your motivators

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@reillyorpen You think saying Make America Great Again is inappropriate and controversial? Thats v unpatriotic of you.

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@trees_marie LOL God your an OG

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

OMG she's too much for me sometimes 😂😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

I love those girls that wear booty shorts, a sports bra and a full face of makeup to the gym. Like we get it, you’re wildly hot and insecure, relax.

[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

Imagine you fall for someone and then find out they're the type of person that jogs on a busy city sidewalk instead of getting a gym membership

[Jessica Orpen @JessiOrpen]

@trees_marie @reillyorpen This is your guilt speaking. You thought I wasnt very active on Twitter... but I'm always watching.