jessi

when life gives you lemons put them in your vodka sprite

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

I think some of us try too hard at the things that don't matter and don't try enough at the things that do

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS---4 for Sat. night, Nov. 2. ONE WINNER, will also buy dinner at Wisanggeni Pawon on E. 71st St. Retweet this & TELL ME WHY IT SHOULD BE YOU. Must incl. hashtag #ForTheShoe🙂 Fri. NOON deadline. Will be many worthy entries, but I can only pick one! ✌️

[sol ❤️‍🔥 @soleisdaylight]

goodnight time to check and make sure all my sims are where they’re supposed to be <3

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

i am a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 Swiftie

seeking:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a riot

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@MattNKenkel I wait for this tweet every year so thank u

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@WillWilleh @emmameg Admiring how cute this is and also realizing how painfully single I am

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@WillWilleh @emmameg Emma your infectious energy and laugh is enough to put a smile on everyone’s face the second you enter a room. You are so caring and always have a positive outlook. I hope you find comfort in spending the day surrounded by family. Hope to see you soon💜

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@taraakolmodin Multiple sports tweets in one day.......Who is she????

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@taraakolmodin A kid slapped me in the face w one of these today

[House of Highlights @HoHighlights]

Gronk was out here dancing with the Lakers' cheerleaders at half 😂 https://t.co/NzkHgAs2t6

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@taraakolmodin those 3 letters just gave me a lil bit of PTSD

[Edward Koton 🇵🇪 @EdwardKoton15]

i am a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 Indiana Football fan

seeking:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 a riot

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@emmameg knight in shining basketball shorts 😭😭😭 I love how accurate this is

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@taraakolmodin 🥺🥰🥰

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@taraakolmodin can y’all adopt me?

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@henderbop oof

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@henderbop can’t believe I didn’t make the cut 😓😓

[jessi @Jessi_Wernsman7]

@henderbop the most Emma thing ever hahahah

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

main source of joy is this guy who frantically guesses what color the paint is going to be

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

“I expected to make it. I don’t shoot trying to miss. … I wasn’t surprised.”

OG Anunoby with the coldest answer on his Game 3 buzzer-beater. https://t.co/2XUCR3c2pK

[Arlan 👊🏾 @ArlanWasHere]

Jacob Blake’s sister *did* that.