Jessi England

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

@_KY_Jelly The Twitter gift that keeps on giving 💖

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

Headed to CA. Santa Monica and Santa Barbara for the next 8 days. ☀️

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

@wfaaweather Pete. I adore you. But if you don’t start predicting some rain, we are gonna have qualms. 🫪

[TannerUsrey @TUsreymusic]

Been working on this for a while. And I am stoked to be bringing some of my friends together for a good cause! Y’all get those tickets while you can!

🎟️: https://t.co/hGtgxsrVWb

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

@TUsreymusic Finally getting my face tattooed on your ass??

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

@CharlieShafter putting on an absolute clinic at @mmlbarftw tonight. FUCCCK

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

Last night I was terminating a contract and now I might be closing on a home tomorrow. I honestly don’t know. 🫣😬 I would welcome all of your positive energy and kind thoughts that it works out though bc this house FUUUUCKS.

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

Damp January. Very damp January.

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

@thick_trinity You gonna go as Winnie the poo?

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

What’s up with all of these 15 minute standing ovations. By all means, get your flowers. But like are they clapping in shifts? Are they taking turns? After 90 seconds I’d just be nervously looking around like are we still going??

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

Summer colds are so dumb. It’s too hot for soup and my footie pajamas and 6 blankets. So I’m just sitting here sweating my dick off, sneezing non stop and eating hummus like an idiot.

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

@_KY_Jelly OH MY GOD FINALLY!!!!!

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

I did all the self care today and then had some scotch for dessert. 🫠

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

@_KY_Jelly Work for Dean!

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

@standzig I hope so!

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

I just aim to be a background actor in a drunk history episode.

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

What if fish that were caught and released had a highlight reel of their top ten hottest to ugliest humans. But they use the pictures in their recap that you’ve been using on dating apps.
“And at number 10 is Mitch- and I’m the last thing he’s pulled since.”

[Jessi England @jessi_england8]

@PinaTaylotta Schools back in 😂

[Taylor 🌿 @PinaTaylotta]

“Throwing sad country ass in the club tonight.” - @jessi_england8