Jess🌼

[Jess🌼 @Jessica33324707]

my tan screams “i work 40 hours a week”

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

i saw someone a few weeks ago say “if brain eating bacteria got into your head it would starve” and i’ve been saying it to people since. just incredible. a really great insult

[jynx @jynxbby]

“yeah no” is my fav combo fr

[jynx @jynxbby]

my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

[sad quotes @rlysadneess]

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

[nique 444 @Niquemaganda1]

I just been seeing everything for what it is lately. I’m ready for this new chapter in my life. If I have to change everything I will.

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

i can't be a giver anymore. i want to be loved, nourished, taken care of, spoiled and prioritized. not just by words, by actions too

[jynx @jynxbby]

can't be in your soft girl era with men these days, you gotta be hulk

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Girl, whatever u going through right now, as long as u not pregnant, u gonna be fine

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

Imagine the banger that Toby Keith would have wrote about this shit

[. @ItsSalahMate]

I still don't understand how people my age have children. I am children

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me recharging for 6 months after going out one saturday night

[Jess🌼 @Jessica33324707]

i guess this is just my motto for the semester because now i’m late to class 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Jess🌼 @Jessica33324707]

opened my laptop for the first time today since taking my final a month ago… definitely not ready for this next semester 🥱

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

i hate when plans aren’t solidified like WHAT are we doing and WHERE

[Dan + Shay @DanAndShay]

IT’S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS

[Netflix @netflix]

i'll bet you $4.56 million you can't beat me in rock paper scissors

[Jess🌼 @Jessica33324707]

finals week is kicking my ass and it’s only monday