Please stop calling Ryan Seacrest for relationship advice. Take some time be single, go to therapy, get a cat, die alone. If Ryan Seacrest is your last hope do some self work. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
How long has the zipper on my pants been down? All day? Some of the day? At least this will give my brain something new to add to my nightly anxiety thoughts.
My idea of self care is pouring mini oreos in a bowl, adding milk, then eating them like cereal while taking a hot bath. I will not be accepting other suggestions.