Jess

this is nucking futs

[Spotify @Spotify]

A toothache never felt so good 🦷 @PostMalone just dropped his new album #TwelveCaratToothache https://t.co/ZkwrRGw9qI

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

oooo just sitting here thinking what i’m going to spend my $4.00 federal tax return on 🤔

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

on mondays we work in bed 😴

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[IZ @iz_certi]

Outlook emails

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

LMAO THIS IS SENDING ME

[Will @_OhThatsWill]

Ok so who do we need to talk to to get this Ned’s Declassified reboot rolling because I need it 💀

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

fuck a spray bottle, im gunna get a super soaker to use on my cats when they misbehave😡

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

put this on my tombstone

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

@jessicanalainy is it a jessica thing? 😉

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

someone tell me why i’m fuckin walking up the steps to my apartment door and hitting the unlock button on my car keys 😂😂😂

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

is shipping still a thing cuz i fucking ship it 🥺

[Kayzo @KayzoMusic]

ITS THAT TIME

SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE

🎃💀🖤

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

if you’re thinking of going out to eat today..... don’t

[The NWO Podcast® @TheNWOPodcast]

Manager handing out free shots!

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

@laughinglia love to see it 😍

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

@laughinglia thanks girl, i need back up asap

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

you’re telling me ur down to pay $35+ for one plate of bbq to enjoy it in the hot ass parking lot and yet you don’t want to tip your server (who’s serving you in 90 degree weather during a pandemic) at least 15-20% ???? make it make sense

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

@mooonchilddd24 happy bday 😍😍

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

@emilyroeder ummm.... maybe👀👀

[Jess @JessicaAislynn]

going back to work tomorrow got me feelin like it’s the first day of school lmaooo